PaddockLad

Just found this account...it’s a fuckin joy

Cheers hope you’re enjoying your European campaign. Got to say though I was at Molineaux last season and your wanky light display before the players cane out reminded me of a particularly shite Emerson Lake and Palmer concert. Have a word, it’s not what footballs about. Having said that the atmosphere was as good as anything ive heard in years at a premier league ground 👍

BURN HIM

Wales are out, beaten by a penalty in the last five mins by South Africa. The coach Gatland has just said they gave away too many penalties in their own half...

The thing about this England team for me is how few penalties they give away. Their standard of technical play at the breakdown is unreal. They’ve had brilliant packs in the past but they gave the opposition chances by being dirty bastards. All that’s gone.

If Johnson gets the WAB through in any form he’ll piss a mid December election. Fuck that. Tell him to go fuck himself Jezza

Think she's shagged him at some point??

There may be a good reason for the cunt to be making these comments

He’s going to call a vote of no confidence in himself according to sauces

Will he pull WAB to force GE? 🤔

Some Tory called Jenrick avoiding every point Nicky Campbell is attempting to skewer him with. Apparently if this shit gets through and there's no FTA after 12 months its as ewerk says and the default no deal is back. These cunts aren't giving up.....

Shearer did a good doc about Alzheimer's in retired footballers. Jeff Astle's daughter fuckin annihilated Gordon Taylor at the PFA over it.

First round FA cup draw tonight.. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/fa-cup-draw-start-time-tv-channel-ball-numbers-and-prize-money-as-79-teams-go-into-the-hat-a4266941.html 79 teams so one gets a bye... My mates just been on the phone...he's a Bournemouth season ticket holder but says he's bored fuckin shitless with them We're both occasional visitors to Poole Town who need a replay v Hayes & Yeading at home tomorrow night so we're going...were also going to go to the next round home or away...it'd be a bit ironic if they got through and drew the mackems

Going well at Stormont too

In my experience it's mostly middle income/lower middle class tossers (some of whom I consider to be my closest friends) who treat it as a social occasion and know next to fuck all about rugby... thet are also aware that muscle bound rugger buggers attract large numbers of semi posh women who are less likely to reject their clumsy advances if theyve got a prosecco induced wide on after salivating over Johnny Smithers-Smyth of Harlequins & England for a couple of hours The actual players are quite often decent lads if you enjoy buggery and communal singing of offensive songs 👍

Cheers @ewerk I think I still see things differently. But I can see what you're saying. The speaker isn't going to allow another vote on Johnson's deal today. Apparently theres some precedent from the 1600s that stops it.

Yeah you're right. Seems like (to me, a fairly uninformed observer) that a general election delivering an overall majority for the Tories is all they need to get their Brexit through and thats been their sole aim since Johnson has become PM. Any extension doesn't quite give them an open goal but it's a great opportunity. They've plainly "war gamed" all this and know what their options are every time the road seems blocked. Maybe I'm crediting Cummings with far too much here but they always seem to have their next move ready straight away. As far as I can make out theres just as much chance of a no deal Brexit now as there was when Johnson became leader either by design or default. The arch remainers even with the backing of the highest court in the land aren't winning this as we sit here 11 days from the next Brexit deadline. Obviously there's now another extension but that's equally another opportunity for no deal as it is for...what exactly? A people's vote resolves nothing. It'll undoubtedly be legally binding this time but in reality it resolves nothing outside of Westminster.

Am getting the feeling Cummins may have known we’d reach this point all along....

Klopp reminds me of Scooby Do. Not Fred or even Shaggy but the fuckin dog himself the daft looking grinning Teutonic cunt

She's a fuckin twat

It appears that whilst I was typing the above missive the UVF drag act called it all off

No, just wandered into the local record shop and it was there....record shop is about 10 miles away so don't get there very often and the current Mrs PL hates hanging round these places so a quick decision had to be made or the chance would be gone...am not pussywhipped in anyway, obvs...

I found this useful...seeing as ewerk couldn’t be arsed to explain it himself his cousin here has been kind enough to explain it for the hard of comprehending. When is Stormont getting the band back together? Or will things just default to the revised backstop until Arlene has finished counting all the billions?

Arlene just upped the cost of the bribe by 10 mill so they've got to speak to the Magic Money Tree Ltd.

One of my old haunts when I was feeling brave in the 90s, much beloved of the traveller community..... It's a co op now