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There goes Stevie! @Ayatollah Hermione

Class We've just done a food cupboard and freezer inventory 🙄

Anyone else started drinking yet today?...

Speak for yourself 🙄

Cunt:

Call it what it is Gloom MARTIAL LAW 🔫

That’s how much people take the NHS for granted. There’s no one prepared to shame and frankly scare the population. 500k people in the UK die every year. There’s not a current member of the government with anywhere near the common sense or the gravitas to point out that if they carry on acting like cunts there will be another extra 500k to bury, very probably in mass graves or multiple incinerations. That will obviously send a wave of panic across the country but just send in the army to wave a gun at these pricks and they’ll soon scuttle back inside 👍

3 convenience shops within a 1/2 minute drive...empty apart from condiments and crisps 😬

Hearts are still shit

The whole board this time next week...

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/funeral-welsh-rugby-star-matthew-17947287

Coach Derek Fazackerly left at Christmas to go back to Blackburn. Always thought that could've had a bearing on the dip in form compared with the first half of the season

Gavin Williamson sounds like a young Alan Bennet

Calm dawn mate. It’s not Belfast.

Oh look, an address for dear old Bob and his no doubt equally vile neighbours...not a million miles from where we live...on the Pottery Estate.. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/01088714/officers

Londoners can’t be trusted Gloom. Selfish cockney wankers. They’ll all go out up the old cunt road or wherever Fri/Sat night getting hammered & spreading death, then start looting the local Iceland. Don’t blame the authorities for trying to help feed the elderly My utterly heroic 72 year old father in law is as we speak in a queue at Sainsbury’s (opening early for pensioners only) waiting to get in to get us the beans & eggs that we couldn’t get at our local Lidl’s yesterday which looked like a scene from Mad Max . He walks his two giant Spinoni dogs 5/6 miles a day. Fit as a fiddle that cunt. Am still loafing in bed, all cosy with a cup of tea...what do you mean I’m a selfish snide tosser too?

Somebody phoned up 5live or Vine or some other call in show in the week and suggested the same. The doctor they had in the studio said a polite but firm no

Sir Phillip the Brave??

As far as I can make out the second stage of the virus causes pneumonia. Even in hospital that’s taking a hell of a risk with people of any age. So no Dr Jekyll, your plan is irresponsible fuckin nonsense. Are you actually Boris Johnson?

I honestly don’t understand how these people make it to middle age. Their lack of humanity is horrific. On a brighter note, I’ve had a phone consultation with my gp this afternoon and she’s signed me off for two months with stress Which I think @Dr Gloom suggested too 👍

"Conservative woman"... https://conservativewoman.co.uk/liberty-shackled-and-the-future-blighted-rip-europe-312-2020-we-had-a-good-run/

You're right. I was at the Arsenal game when Elliot got the winner and virtually guaranteed us second and champions league the next season 👍