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Zlatan

Fat Ronaldo

Who did he play for? 🤔

My mate has checked and he’s saying the answer is kosher

Just been texted this...it's going to ruin me for at least a week U will never get this question right.... There are 6 teams to have won the premiership, who is the only player to have played for 4 of them teams but has never won the title himself?

Here’s some early runners & riders...honestly, we’re fucked. This thread is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever fuckin read. A whole bunch of fuckin cretins refusing to look facts square in the face and find reasons to excuse the cunts who ignored Cygnus, ignored Asia for 2/3 months etc etc...at election time in nearly 5 years time there will be millions like this

Bowie just knew....

Get out man

https://www.socialeurope.eu/how-his-brexit-project-explains-johnsons-dithering-on-covid-19

I’ll leave this here, English football’s reaction to CV leaves a lot to be desired..

OLYMPIC CUNT

Were they keeping to government advice on social distancing?

“introducing live early 70s modern jazz film soundtracks is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....”

And now folks it’s over to Roger Whittaker

100s of 1000s in the same boat mate. Including @Howmanheyman. My mate works making road signs. His huge European owned corporate employers have termed him a key worker. Fuckin road signs...industry & the government will see folk burn and only seemingly properly care when it’s literally one of their own. Had anyone come down with it at yours?

1. Don't plant your spring onions too early 2. Don't wank with sandpaper 3. Don't support the mackems No need for thanks

What the fuck were these cunts doing in the first 2 weeks of March? Cuddling each other? Is it harsh for me to say that’s utterly piss poor in an office environment where they were all aware of the dangers?

You're stalking that bloke now...what was his name again? 🤔

Morgan appointed Chief Oppurtunist with responsibility for advancing his own ends and blatant hypocrisy:

Dirty old cunt There is more than a touch of the “David Pleat” about Roy iyam.. His missus was with him when we saw him though. Theres a picture of us all with him at Schipol somewhere, I’ll see if I can track it down...we’d had a long weekend in Amsterdam and most of us were absolutely hanging, he looked a bit bemused by half a dozen stoned twats chatting shit to him at 10 in the morning. Think he said he was off to a FIFA meeting in South Africa or somewhere..

Agreed. I liked duty free though. My mate saw “Keith Barron” in the pisser at Schipol airport once, came out the WC and told us. We then all simultaneously looked to the khazi door to see the (then) recently sacked former Blackburn manager Roy Hodgson emerging from his ablutions. Very much “you had to be there” but the lad still gets his nose rubbed in that particular debacle on a regular basis Agreed. Sadly no mistaken identity celeb anecdotes for that particularly grim affair...

You’re right, and it was Joe McGann, not RO, his one was me & my girl 👍

Nobody needs to qualify anything ffs. It’s basically saying “In case you were thinking I want the cunt dead, I don’t actually” Think that goes for everyone on here, apart from @ewerk obviously, to be sure, etc etc..