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Yeah I'm certainly not suggesting any form of restrictions for visiting supermarkets but the way some self righteous pricks are carrying on is really fuckin pissing me off. I'm strictly observing distancing & isolation advice because I'm fucked if I get it. Others potentially spreading it are undoubtedly irresponsible but I think the government have been waiting for them/this moment to bang us all up. I think this point has been inevitable. Our curve is steeper than Italy's at the same point. Wouldn't be surprised if another 1000 poor souls popped off yesterday.

This was a couple of hours ago... I've no doubt this will change this afternoon..

Aye we all know who would tell the Nazis where Ann Frank’s family were hiding I think that folk are more at risk in any supermarket than in your local park. That may not be scientific fact though.

https://www.football365.com/news/feature-premier-league-player-wage-cut-matt-hancock

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers Edit: RIP

I was at a barbecue when Ray Houghton scored v Italy. Everyone suddenly had an Irish granny

Think I put it in the wrong thread. I'm putting it down to my newly diagnosed condition "lockdown fuckwit syndrome"

Yeah if you’re talking left wingers Sellars was a lot more consistent than Lee Sharpe. Difficult to see past Psycho for left back but Bez was as good as an attacking full back as I’d seen at the time

Tommy Lee, erstwhile drummer with Uber poodle rock practitioners Motley Crue and world class sex tape shagger, has shared this essay about the respect and deep affection the nation has for their President: I think this screed has been updated to reflect more recent Trumpfuckwittery. Note: This was written by Craig Alan Wilkins and shared into popularity by Tommy Lee. "An Open Letter to the president"....... A re-tweet from Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee, who soooooo wins the literary scribe of the day award........🤘🏽🤩🥳🤩🤘🏽 : "Dear Fucking Lunatic, At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air, your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out... Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self-aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream! We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."

Interesting little lockdown filler for old cunts... https://stusfootballflashbacks.com/2020/04/02/which-players-would-have-made-englands-1994-world-cup-squad/ If you put yourself into the mindset of dear old GT then it’s difficult to argue with any of these tbh...he’d never haven taken Cole or Beardsley though, he’d have taken Ian Wright and Nigel Clough. As the article says Rob Lee would’ve been good cover for Platt. As soon as Venables took over though Venison & Howey were straight in the squad. The only one of our excellent tram who struggled to get in but should’ve been in every squad was Andy Cole I seem to remember?..

“There’s only TWO Peter Withe’s/Whites*...Two Peter Whi...” etc etc * Delete as applicable

Lovimg your work...fair cheered me up

The fuckin Uber Tory bitch across the road who has blanked every neighbourly gesture in the last 3 years can go fuck herself with her self appointed leader-style pot & pan combo alongside her wet fart/strawboater wearing fuckin drip of a son Looks like Gerry the recruitment consultant who's job has disappeared in the last month has done the same to his missus Liz... she was present for last week's hypocrite-fest but conspicuous by her absence tonight Everyone else in the street is a cunt too..as you can all tell am fuckin pissing lock down, it's making me really happy

If you want an eerily prescient image of what we're currently going through Travellers season 2 episodes 5 & 6 from 2017 on Netflix are what you're after. The current Mrs PL is spending her furlough watching it and it's utterly fuckin terrifying

Thinking there’s a strong correlation between those perfectly willing to crash the economy for a set of dubious nationalistic principles and those now shouting loudly WE CANT CRASH THE ECONOMY TO SAVE LIVES.. https://www.conservativehome.com/thecolumnists/2020/04/daniel-hannan-there-must-be-a-point-at-which-the-cost-of-containment-in-terms-of-human-welfare-and-even-of-fatalities-outweighs-the-cost-of-the-virus.html

I certainly consider myself an old cunt who might have enjoyed that but I was 16 in 1985 and lived nearly 60 miles from Gateshead... Only place I used to see punks in town was in the broken doll, a hang out for them, stoners, students, football hooligans and other assorted radgies. You would’ve creamed your pants on perusing the juke box in there...

Essential services should be backed up by generator/UPS..I'd be very surprised if theyre not. Servers & surgical facilities definitely should be

Same solution though....trillions of pounds/dollars worth of government debt that will again have to be repaid by us..

I don’t think it’s a given that Trump doesn’t get returned in November. Johnson is getting a fuckin sympathy vote for not following his own advice ffs. 300/400k out of 331 million. Lots will know someone affected. I expect we all do on this board but that’s not a cure for terminal stupidity.

Aye he's Staveley's go to journo. Still very uneasy about Saudi involvement.

Anyone using Zoom? .... There appears to be a range of apps, which one is best for talking shit to family members?...