PaddockLad

if anyone hasn’t seen this scenario coming a mile off then they’ve not really been paying attention

I could do that... I started working for the NHS on April 1st However.....I’m signed off from work by the docs due to Coronavirus and as such haven’t completed any sort of induction, not been given a laptop or a phone and no email address

Naglesmann is the best young manager on the planet. Get him for a couple of seasons before he goes to Real or Barca...

I doubt he’d take some sort of bullshit ceremonial/ambassadorial role, glad handing corporate punters....unless it’s literally a place on the board with some sort of responsibility....or maybe just a board title with his only (part time) role to be the first person a prospective signing speaks to from NUFC.... I’d definitely halve him overseeing recruitment in some capacity...

Don’t want Coutinho. Failed twice since Liverpool, too inconsistent

There were 3/4 senior players all running their contracts down to get Bosmans. Was it lack of investment that made them all do it?..

After some initial misgivings I've decided not to give a fuck...it's for the best

Years between Bale leaving & Sissoko arrriving. There’s no players at the club left from that time bar the argie who takes the fancy pens?

I think it’s hard to put your finger on what went wrong for him? Fans seemed to turn on him within months of him getting to the champions league final. Think a lot of it was about recruitment and not having a replacement for the increasingly injury prone Kane . Suspicion that he’s been flogged to death by Poch

This maybe the most entitled, presumptuous thing to say but Rafa is unlikely to win a league title in England. He’s a counter attacker to his marrow. You don’t win titles in England by ceding large amounts of possession to the opposition. Was he indisputably the best manager that was willing to work for Ashley? Yes. That doesn’t mean he’s the right man for where the Saudis are likely to be aiming us. The exception to the rule is of course Leicester, but as we’ve seen that’s not really sustainable long term. The Saudis will be thinking big, trying not to sound conceited but so should we

No point appointing a spurs reject... break the bank for Naglesmann

My grandmother ran the post office in a tiny hamlet in the Cheviots called Hownam during the war...as part of the role she was a sort of semi official Registrar and had access to all Parish records. Being Parish records they were officiated by the Scottish Kirk (church of Scotland) and apparently one of my Grandfather's favourite pass times on cold,dark Scottish winter evenings was to open a bottle of whisky and go through the books and see who he knew from the area that had BASTARD written in the “father” column, which was the practice of Scottish parish Ministers right up until the early 1909s

Was this arranged before his bastard* was delivered at some point this morning? * enjoying Bernard Cornwell’s “Last Kingdom” as a lockdown read, finding myself regularly slipping into the Anglo Saxon vernacular of 1100 years ago

That orange cunt across the water is being held to account far more than Johnson & Hancock. Am past caring about Piers Morgan’s motives. No government minister was available for interview today, quel fuckin surprise. Starmer put them on notice last week about the 100k tests and Bungle from Rainbow’s albino brother is back at the despatch box today. Can’t see it making much difference though when 99% of the media are indulging in a programme of mass national distraction.

Boom... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/revealed-three-uk-sporting-events-may-have-led-coronavirus-death/

Dralha good once they got going, did they go to art school? Party Dozen.....did they go to art school?

Get tae fuck Fish ya fuckin bam

Don't let your kids watch this for the following reasons: 1. It's fuckin horrific 2. They won't know who any of the cunts are (I only know who half the cunts are )

Fuck me, Attenborough is among us

There’s a video on Facebook showing animals reclaiming urban areas during lockdown...this bad boy turned up from India and I’m wondering what the fuck it is?...either a weird looking wild dog or giant mongoose? 🤔

Yeah it’s the restaurant at the bottom of the road I can be bit non PC at times but am not Alf Garnett tbf.... This place was run by Iqbal, he had 3 or 4 in the area and Is a bit of a character...he’s grafted his arse off for 25 years probably but it’s all turning to dust

El bastardo

Bustling former Liverpool striker & voice of an ugly sister in the Spanish language version of Shrek ( )Michael Robinson, 61 https://thesefootballtimes.co/2020/04/01/how-michael-robinson-went-to-osasuna-and-became-an-icon-on-the-pitch-and-in-the-studio/