PaddockLad

Last night is probably among the worst 5 away performances I've seen under Ashley. We were second to absolutely fuckin everything, when we got on the ball we were bullied off it at least half a dozen times and they appeared two yards quicker all over the pitch. It wasn't a lack of effort on our part as such, they just physically dominated us for the whole until Ancelotti made some late changes and Pickford fucked up in injury time. There is consolation in that performance by the virtue of the point but absolutely nothing else.

He gets picked because he cost 40 million. Try and let that figure sink in a bit. 40 fuckin million. Am convinced it's the most bent transfer in history

Playing with his back to goal clearly isn't his natural game though. We need Rondon V. 2.0. in this window above anything else. Oh and a left back..

Ancelotti might not last till the weekend after this

Fuckin hell

Who scored?? Oh it was a defender duh!

You won't be able to avoid GoT scenes, the old city is surprisingly small. There can be hajf a dozen cruise ships every day so I'd avoid OT till 6 ish then go here.. https://www.croatiagems.com/buza-bar/ Lots of other good bars etc... Day trips to Korcula, Mostar & Montenegro all worth doing

Mr Morgan is a well respected member of the fourth estate I'll have you know...

We're 11/2 or 6/1 to win. I think Duncan's Everton would've murdered us.... Ancelotti has becalmed them & the fans....am tempted...

Can you ask him to get me some?

DAILY EXPRESS "OUTRAGE" 😠 https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1231133/piers-morgan-news-latest-twitter-row-james-o-brien

Did you find that in a rockpool or something?

I only remember it because we ended up in the Newcastle Arms listening to the lad playing this for the first time...

I think we'll get a left back on loan. I think there's money for a striker, but it'll be a young player who they think they can flip. Thats why Bowen fits the club's bill but he doesn't fit the squad. We need a Rondon type. If he comes in and we don't get a centre forward I see trouble...

It would disqualify you from most jobs tbh

Think that was early 90s??

Jarrod Bowen... a left footed right winger. If we sign him I'm going to torch a nearby sports direct shop. He's not what we need folks...

Algerian former Spurs midfielder...not a left back but Brewcie likely to ask him to fill in I imagine

If theres one thing that would make me say even a qualified "well done" to Johnson and his team of swivelled eyed loons it's a full commitment to HS2. Extending it to Newcastle, Carlisle then a branch north which splits at Carstairs to serve Glasgow & Edinburgh would be perfect. But it looks like the line north of Birmingham will be downgraded to cut costs. Trying to run a modern train service on Victorian infrastructure is what is causing the huge problems across the whole of the UK rail network but it seems the south will be the only area to properly benefit which makes the whole project fuckin pointless

This is genius dressed up in simplicity's clothes

The point is it’s not sustainable. None of the various periods of Ashley’s tenure have been. If you can hold your nose and forget all that’s gone before with him that’s fine. I can’t so that’s why I’ve only been to two away games all season. Obviously beating Chelsea with a 94th minute winner is to be savoured. Every win, every scrappy hard fought draw, all of it. I enjoy them. We’re literally going nowhere though and with 40k still putting their brief,spasmodic moments of glory in front of any principled, mass movement against Ashley we never will.

I’ve never consciously seen Bowen play but I’m going to state that, as much as I’m willing to believe that his is a good player, he is indisputably not what we need in this window..

Smirnoff ice