PaddockLad

At first I thought "oh aye parody" but that shows you how much I know Farage has taken a baseball bat to satire

If it's the hope that kills you am deed already

Word was Giroud was bound for Inter... funny how we appear to be back in for him & got Rose when not many thought we would ...almost as if theyre party to something the supporters aren't?....🤔

Bowen——-> Newcastle Atsu———-> WBA according to some over excitable man-children on Twitter

Good player, a Yorkshireman who's played in the area before and wants to play himself back into the England squad for the summer. It's a good shout. Ritchie might fuck him up bad though if he takes his place in the side

Wasn't his first signing Fellaini though? More than good enough for us but for Man Utd?...

We complain about Ashley but it's fair to say we're not the only ones run abysmally.The Glazers' leaveraged buyout of a hugely successful club with no debt has been the comparative disaster many predicted it would be at the time. Woodward let Fergie choose his own successor. When that failed he chose former greats way past their sell by date. Then he basically invited Mino Raiola into the club to become the de facto director of football because he himself is fuckin useless at recruitment & negotiations. None of that makes intimidation at Woodward's home warranted though. It'll be fuckin hilarious mind if we're sold to some Arabs with riches beyond comprehension and they're stuck scrambling to qualify for the Europa League

It's being covered but nowhere near to the same level of bullshitting fake hysteria that the nonce's nephew & his missus have been subjected to recently. That's the difference

The hand of the Bishop is strong in this one

It's like deja vu all over again

Nicholas Parsons

My guess is this'll go on till the end of February when all season ticket renewals have to be in by including 10/12 year deals. Am expecting another price freeze. Currently £508 a season in the Corner if you signed up in 2008/9. Thousands did..

I think the Samuel piece is the end. Ashley did an interview with him when it had all played out last time where he accused Stavely of being a time waster, despite Caulkin having seen 3 separate bids from her all submitted by Chris Mort of Freshfields. He's not selling. Again.

That’s the price for fixing the deal? I don’t fuckin know but I can assure you neither does that cunt Samuel. Ashley still doesn’t want to sell

Staveley fixed the city deal for Sheikh Mansour. Saudi Princes don’t negotiate with jumped up barrow boys face to face. Samuel is a cunt. Ashley doesn’t want to sell.

She's a "Dawn the Prawn" to me.... Take her head off and the rest is lovely 🦐

Looking at this today it looks like Stavely has just gone round to the world's worst cunts and begged them for the money to do the deal she wanted to do 18 months ago.... If theres not a name for people like that we should invent one

FUCKIN RIGHT ON BROTHER! If we get Mbappe though.. 🤔

surprised at you

Oh

Theres not a tweet from amnesty on their feed. Have the BBC gone directly to them for a quote just to shit stir some hits? 🤔

If 10k empty seats this season has finally forced his hand you personally will have played no part in acheiveing it. So fuck off.