PaddockLad

You work in the media Gloom, why wasn’t this released at 8pm the day before PMQs? That stinks more than the usual Kuesnberg apologist bollocks.

EID MUBARAK TO ALL OUR NEW SAUDI POSTERS! 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦 Were the moral guardians at the Premier League told to throttle back on the announcement till after Ramadan or they’d get their hands chopped off? 🤔

News released at 8pm on the Friday night of a bank holiday weekend just before a two week parliamentary recess. They’ve been told they can have the story but also been told they can only run it when there can be no parliamentary scrutiny of it before the client media news cycle moves on. Johnson isn’t being linked in any way for appointing this fuckin wanker in the first place so I’d be a lot more surprised If Cummings was sacked than the fact that he drove to Durham whilst he should’ve been self isolating for 14 days.

He wasn’t put on the back of a donkey cart then tarred & feathered before his wedding either

I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment

Liew thinks Frome is clean? what a fuckin weapon

He's the new Matthew Sayed. Over educated nonce slumming it with the plebs for some unknown reason . Henry Winter is the same background but appears to be a decent lad .

Wasn't that being reported about a fortnight ago though? Of course they're not happy. Tbh I'm at the stage now where I couldn't give a fuck whether it goes through or not. It's highly unlikely that we'll be allowed in the stadium to watch the fuckers till 2021/2 anyway

NUFC supporters are all cunts, part 270786 by Jonathan Liew... Rather, his biggest crime in the eyes of supporters was parsimony: a failure to lavish his wealth with the sort of earth-scorching abandon that has rendered Roman Abramovich at Chelsea and Sheikh Mansour at Manchester City virtually immune to internal criticism. Even if the Saudi deal fails to go through (it is currently pending Premier League approval), Newcastle fans have already shown their hand. And currently, it’s holding up a middle finger to the widow of a murdered dissident in the hope of a few big signings in the summer transfer window. https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/sport/2020/05/newcastle-fans-back-club-s-takeover-saudi-arabia-do-they-bear-moral

2500 infected yesterday. Spain,Italy & France in the low hundreds. It was 4K when Johnson made his speech a week past Sunday. Is the incredibly low number for London due to a lack of testing?

Was it “I had to hit it with a stick & break it in two to get it round the U bend” massive?

It appears that it was originally EU legislation yes. I imagine post Brexit it will be up to employers whether it's kept or not. Either way, he's he's a self serving cunt. And so is Johnson.

His paternity leave is more important than roughly 3k a day still getting infected & 35k deaths apparently

Fuck me. Mumsnet @ TT is back

It was a fuckin shit film anyway

London R value apparently 0.4, half of that of the North East and just under half of that of the SW where I’m starting back on Monday 😬 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8321677/London-records-just-24-new-covid-19-cases-day-raising-hopes-lockdown-eased.html The Mail getting back into line now...YOU CUNTS WILL GO BACK TO WORK...

Gemmill in line to replace Tim Brooke Taylor on I’m sorry I haven’t a clue

Thoughts & prayers 🙏

No doubt about it I reckon....women like him & he’s a good communicator. Mind I wonder what hes like delivering bad news? 🤔 I think the absolute fuckin coating the Government has received since Sunday changed what he was going to announce today. Almost as if Bunter doesnt want to be unpopular. Who’d have thought? 🙄

Are they screening the whole thing?? I’ll dig my Croatia hat out

This is on the ultra shitty mirror website, but it’s a good piece.... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-playing-politics-pandemic-trouble-22008622

We wait another month. Until infection rates are consistently in the low hundreds and not at 4000 a day as they are at the moment . As the rest of the UK seem to realise is correct. But they're not playing a blame game are they?

The infection rate went down CT literally because no one was allowed to go anywhere. What part of that don’t you understand?