PaddockLad

Johnson is fucked without him

My sister in law (born & bred in Las Vegas/Lake Tahoe, currently getting divorced from Mrs PLs brother) is uprooting her two teenage sons (14 & 16) from their life in a sleepy Dorset dormitory town and is taking them to California to start a new life where her parents now live. We found out yesterday flights are now booked for early July. UK Grandparents picked them up from school & fed them every day for a decade, as you can imagine they’re devastated. They’re particularly concerned about taking these kids into a public health disaster without parallel in a western democracy.

Johnson s fucked wIthout him though. Cummings is his Prime Ministerial brain

Am full of Pimms & Johnny Walker mate am all over the fuckin shop The current Mrs PL would never vote for the tories but is a quiet unassuming type, really not given to offending anyone....she’s utterly fuckin fuming and so is her nice but Daily Mail reading mother....once you’ve upset that crowd your fuckin toast. It was Mrs PL who read the Pettigrew tweet out to me, she even uncharacteristically swore in doing so. People are apoplectic.

And this folks is the bottom line in all this. All the cabinet, by their backing of Cummings today are complicit In it, including the enormous fuckin useless man child who appointed him..

Get out

I’ve heard of Sophie Ridge, not seen her Sunday programme but think I’ll be tuning in tomorrow....

Aye hard times for the cunt

Can anyone spot the world famous washed up manager/reality TV star on the piss yards from his home signing autographs for other equally feeble minded souls?

Loving that Aren't priests smashing

Daily Infections back up above 3k yesterday, they’d been around 2.5k for over a week...apart from some strange minus anomaly earlier this week that my O grade arithmetic hasn’t a fuckin clue about. If the figure for Wednesday is up further then it may be the start of the spike... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/

You work in the media Gloom, why wasn’t this released at 8pm the day before PMQs? That stinks more than the usual Kuesnberg apologist bollocks.

EID MUBARAK TO ALL OUR NEW SAUDI POSTERS! 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦 Were the moral guardians at the Premier League told to throttle back on the announcement till after Ramadan or they’d get their hands chopped off? 🤔

News released at 8pm on the Friday night of a bank holiday weekend just before a two week parliamentary recess. They’ve been told they can have the story but also been told they can only run it when there can be no parliamentary scrutiny of it before the client media news cycle moves on. Johnson isn’t being linked in any way for appointing this fuckin wanker in the first place so I’d be a lot more surprised If Cummings was sacked than the fact that he drove to Durham whilst he should’ve been self isolating for 14 days.

He wasn’t put on the back of a donkey cart then tarred & feathered before his wedding either

I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment

Liew thinks Frome is clean? what a fuckin weapon

He's the new Matthew Sayed. Over educated nonce slumming it with the plebs for some unknown reason . Henry Winter is the same background but appears to be a decent lad .

Wasn't that being reported about a fortnight ago though? Of course they're not happy. Tbh I'm at the stage now where I couldn't give a fuck whether it goes through or not. It's highly unlikely that we'll be allowed in the stadium to watch the fuckers till 2021/2 anyway

NUFC supporters are all cunts, part 270786 by Jonathan Liew... Rather, his biggest crime in the eyes of supporters was parsimony: a failure to lavish his wealth with the sort of earth-scorching abandon that has rendered Roman Abramovich at Chelsea and Sheikh Mansour at Manchester City virtually immune to internal criticism. Even if the Saudi deal fails to go through (it is currently pending Premier League approval), Newcastle fans have already shown their hand. And currently, it’s holding up a middle finger to the widow of a murdered dissident in the hope of a few big signings in the summer transfer window. https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/sport/2020/05/newcastle-fans-back-club-s-takeover-saudi-arabia-do-they-bear-moral

2500 infected yesterday. Spain,Italy & France in the low hundreds. It was 4K when Johnson made his speech a week past Sunday. Is the incredibly low number for London due to a lack of testing?

Was it “I had to hit it with a stick & break it in two to get it round the U bend” massive?