PaddockLad

This is me stuck in the house for three months... Whitty the social distancing measures announced today will protect the NHS. He says people who are over 70 or who have a significant health condition are being asked to take even greater care. That is to reduce the risk of their having to go to hospital and to protect their health. He says these are people over 70 and people who would normally be asked to have flu injections. Women who are pregnant are also being included, he says. He says that is because the government wants to minimise risk and does not know much at this stage about the impact of coronavirus on pregnant women. (Previously the government has played down the prospect of pregnant women facing increased risk.) Last Updated: 17:10 1h ago

That would’ve been my preference

plastic polly even back in the 90s... I think any combination of the members of All Saints would’ve been prefereable at the time

Try Screwfix https://www.screwfix.com/p/hayes-uk-st9204-digital-stem-thermometer/5478k

I've come home too, went in to make sure a job I did Friday was working ok & pick my van up from the garage where it was getting fixed. Phoned my supervisor on the way to the garage and got a bollocking for turning in. Literally the only person in a workforce of 10k who gives a tiny shit . Hope you feel better tomorrow mate take care

You're not suggesting that the fuckin crapping bastard is fuckin crapping it are you?... What a completely unexpected surprise

Soldier boy says the government is spot on with what they’re doing no real reason to think this person isn’t genuine, but you know, the internet being what it is...

Cardiff City by all accounts https://www.toffs.com/the-terrace/quiz-which-football-team-should-you-actually-support.html

Best wishes to you all mate

I’ve got slightly involved on twitter over this Rooney thing. I understand how he’s feeling but he can completely insulate himself from risk due to his wealth. I get that he feels like he and his colleagues feel used because of the huge amounts of money in top level European football and the football authorities waited until they had no choice but to cancel the fixtures but I dare say the vast majority of us on here and umpteen million others who he’s made his from over the years are all still being asked to turn in tomorrow. So the fat scouse cunt can fuck off

Just wandered down to the local street corner type co-op. Lad behind the counter says they've had no bog roll for a week

Your lass has good genes Mine has Swedish etc, but her mother was a Slaymaker before she was married, which, as I enjoy pointing out the the good lady herself, may as well be wandering around in leiderhosen with a stein of beer in its hand

The Viking could be Irish. Dublin was a major centre for their slave trade :

MacIvar: “son of Ivan” Macsween: “Son of Sven” etc etc

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Anyone ever done their DNA on ancestry?.... disappointing lack of Viking in mine. No t surprising that my brother & cousins on mums side are all gingers https://www.ancestry.co.uk/dna/origins/share/1e035f1b-d34e-407a-9f00-0040a4311676

The absolute fuckin state of this....these cunts are more of a threat to the population than the virus itself.... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

We’ve had a couple of emails Thurs & Fri that have really fucked me off. Basically the huge corporate facilities company we work for are sending the majority of management & admin home if they can do their job there and have asked the mobile engineers to just stick to “essential travel” Engineers: “ what is essential travel?” MTFM: “ errr your usual round of reactive & pre planned maintenance” Es: “no change then?” MTFM “errr, no. Make sure you wash your hands though” Me: “ So the places we look after are similar environments to the ones you’re sending colleagues home from. The level of risk is plainly the same” MTFM: “.........” Me “ I’ve got an underlying respiratory health issue. Have you assessed what would happen to me if I was to pick the virus up at work?” MTFM: “...........” Am throwing the towel in on Monday. I got a letter from my consultant yesterday with lots of bonkers sounding medical words in it and a fairly scary final paragraph about what’s going to happen if my latest round of drugs don’t work . I’ll send that to the occupational health woman and see what gives. I’ve got 14 days sick to take before the end of the month. Not enough but they’re not giving even tiniest of fucks about all of us who actually earn the profits that enables them to work in plush offices and get to go home in times like these. Cunts.

Understand things are hard in Italy like but 😭