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Long Bailey gets education

Good point. The media are different though. Largely because the media say so. They mostly make the rules. Piers Morgan would be a good person to ask

I think most are observing the government advice tbh. The police have fuck all to do because even criminals don’t want to die so they’re picking in people in parks etc. TV cameras show this, then lockdown facists beget chirpy on social media. It’s them that need to fuckin calm down iyam

Not sure but epidemiology is the study of communicable diseases. May be handy right now. Your mob are making an utter cunt of everything up there. Like a bunch of jumped up village hall committee members. Sturgeon had gone off Indy as an idea and tried to jail her predecessor without any evidence of criminality. How that got to court beggars belief.

You Nats are as obsessed with war as your average Brexiteer I think for the first time in my 51 years that at the moment yes, national morale is important. Because we’ve not had a global/national threat to all lives since my late parents were in short trousers. I’m not fussed about Johnson either tbh but the GBP are often swayed by symbolism. Losing the leader regardless of his ability or nature isn’t good.

More piracy...

This conveniently ignores that poor old Chris is self isolating with symptoms of CV possibly because he didn’t follow his own instructions either? 🤔 Not sure if the virus actually differentiates on Scottish voting intentions

No Renton is right, Johnson is an horrendous individual but if he croaks it the plebs will lose their shit. If he recovers it’ll be good for morale. What happens to him is far more important than anything the queen said last night.

No he’s still in charge tonight....allegedly.... Apparently Raab chairing usual cabinet meeting in the morning..

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Mrs PL is a bit nervy in general (when I met her 9 years ago she carried anti bac sanitiser in her handbag) and because I’ve got lungs made from sponges she’s braving Sainsbury’s on her own. She says it’s been remarkably calm and ordered.

Yeah I'm certainly not suggesting any form of restrictions for visiting supermarkets but the way some self righteous pricks are carrying on is really fuckin pissing me off. I'm strictly observing distancing & isolation advice because I'm fucked if I get it. Others potentially spreading it are undoubtedly irresponsible but I think the government have been waiting for them/this moment to bang us all up. I think this point has been inevitable. Our curve is steeper than Italy's at the same point. Wouldn't be surprised if another 1000 poor souls popped off yesterday.

This was a couple of hours ago... I've no doubt this will change this afternoon..

Aye we all know who would tell the Nazis where Ann Frank’s family were hiding I think that folk are more at risk in any supermarket than in your local park. That may not be scientific fact though.

https://www.football365.com/news/feature-premier-league-player-wage-cut-matt-hancock

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers Edit: RIP

I was at a barbecue when Ray Houghton scored v Italy. Everyone suddenly had an Irish granny

Think I put it in the wrong thread. I'm putting it down to my newly diagnosed condition "lockdown fuckwit syndrome"

Yeah if you’re talking left wingers Sellars was a lot more consistent than Lee Sharpe. Difficult to see past Psycho for left back but Bez was as good as an attacking full back as I’d seen at the time

Tommy Lee, erstwhile drummer with Uber poodle rock practitioners Motley Crue and world class sex tape shagger, has shared this essay about the respect and deep affection the nation has for their President: I think this screed has been updated to reflect more recent Trumpfuckwittery. Note: This was written by Craig Alan Wilkins and shared into popularity by Tommy Lee. "An Open Letter to the president"....... A re-tweet from Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee, who soooooo wins the literary scribe of the day award........🤘🏽🤩🥳🤩🤘🏽 : "Dear Fucking Lunatic, At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air, your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out... Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self-aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream! We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."

Interesting little lockdown filler for old cunts... https://stusfootballflashbacks.com/2020/04/02/which-players-would-have-made-englands-1994-world-cup-squad/ If you put yourself into the mindset of dear old GT then it’s difficult to argue with any of these tbh...he’d never haven taken Cole or Beardsley though, he’d have taken Ian Wright and Nigel Clough. As the article says Rob Lee would’ve been good cover for Platt. As soon as Venables took over though Venison & Howey were straight in the squad. The only one of our excellent tram who struggled to get in but should’ve been in every squad was Andy Cole I seem to remember?..

“There’s only TWO Peter Withe’s/Whites*...Two Peter Whi...” etc etc * Delete as applicable

Lovimg your work...fair cheered me up