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Fuck off Carragher Ritchie should fuck off too, this level looking too much for him now

You cleared that coal from your bath Andy Capp? Concentrate on that and not on the bucolic idyll that is Dorset... ps I'll be here tomorrow morning...

Could’ve been that yeah

Off the top of my head, and in tribute to my dear mother who was a bit of a Percy fan as I recall, he did some sound effects for some sort of “call of the wild” type wilderness adventure film with grunting yanks in animal skins etc..,lots of snow..,

@wykikitoon So sorry to hear mate

I think Johnson will outline stiffer penalties tonight. And perhaps incentives to grass up your neighbours etc...

NI are into mild lockdown with 6 people only allowed in gardens from two households....it's difficult to imagine that won't be a measure nationwide by the weekend.

More good news...

https://www.repubblica.it/esteri/2020/09/20/news/the_mystery_of_boris_johnson_s_trip_to_perugia_-267989244/

Well.... I quite liked that

Listening to James O’Brein.... last time Sadiq Khan spoke to the PM: 10th May The first minister of Wales has had one brief phone call with the UK government since 28tn May We’re mostly alone. The gimps from the cabinet are on a PR campaign every morning and that’s about it....

Nowhere is being locked down to the extent they were in April/May. Everywhere with a till is open....

Mrs Mays home office lives on...thriving...

I’ve spruced this bad boy up a bit and it’s been christened “”Pamela Anderson” by the “idiot alarm” * WhatsApp group as it’s “a fuckin old bike from the 1980s” * the current Mrs PL’s term for 10 or so fellow twats...

Brilliant to hear that again

Needless to say, when one of his kids needed a test recently, they got one... Coronavirus: Rees-Mogg self-isolating after child tested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54103002 Article doesn’t clarify if it was Perfidious or Manglesplatt who was infected but you get the idea...

#sackwhitty is trending. Can someone summarise for me? ..... I’ve asked on Lee Hurst’s twitter feed and haven’t been dignified with an answer yet....

My brother's 50 in October, we've booked flights to Edinburgh for a family gathering which will be undoubtedly more than 6 people. I went to the end of our road last night where there were 30 or so strangers sat inside/outside of pub there. I've not been in it this year. I'm fucked if I'm cancelling more flights

Agreed....it's more a pastime for cunts & their enablers....

@Monkeys Fist sorry to hear about your dad mate, it's hellish at the best of times but it must be particularly shite for your family at the moment

I'd just like to point out, in the interests of balance of fairness, there are 30 outside sports currently on the exemption list, including football at all levels

There’s a Labour amendment tabled for next week..not sure how likely that is to go through....