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Cheers Tom .... I’m @rpatz9 on Twitter heres my lockdown beer recommendation.... £2.60 for 4 cans at home bargains... https://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/shop/pathmaker/

Hope all is well Fist Galashiels is a fuckin shithole populated by utter cunts. It was the last town in Scotland to get inside toilets; to this day the absolute worst thing you can call one of them is a “fuckin pailmerk” ie pointing out to the scruffy bastards that they still have “the mark of the pail” (bucket) on their arses because that’s what they used as a toilet till relatively recently. We got beaten up in first year of high school when we played rugby there by their 6th formers who were waiting for us in the changing room. The test centre is at Netherdale, adjacent to the rugby ground where visiting fans are often heard shouting “DIRTY GALA!!” at the home team & their disgusting followers. Apart from all that, it’s ok...

All that was a couple of weeks ago, I can’t be arsed with the fuckin hypocritical cunt. I asked and got a response. It’s out there now, however I’m not a massive thirsty twitter twat, I’ve got about 200 followers, mostly bots, naked lasess and cunts trying to sell something. Although someone called ...*checks notes*... Chester Copperpot re tweeted my question to Holt out of the blue earlier so I expect that’s someone on here, thanks whoever it is

Oh yes...

I asked Ollie Holt about this very thing....

I’m still of the opinion that the PL would have to change the criteria of the tests whilst they are carrying them out for them to knock it back. They might well do that due to the piracy issue, because that effects all clubs and the pressure will undoubtedly be coming from the other 19 clubs to sort it

That’s really sad, ...fellah my missus works with had a kidney transplant a couple of years back climbed Kilimanjaro in January...the difference it’s made to him is amazing.

Was drinking a lot less in the last 10 days but fell off the wagon spectacularly last night during a zoom sesh with my brother and his kids...a cocktail made if Lidl spiced Voodoo rum, ginger beer, cider & lime. And Cornish IPA. And whisky...

if anyone hasn’t seen this scenario coming a mile off then they’ve not really been paying attention

I could do that... I started working for the NHS on April 1st However.....I’m signed off from work by the docs due to Coronavirus and as such haven’t completed any sort of induction, not been given a laptop or a phone and no email address

Naglesmann is the best young manager on the planet. Get him for a couple of seasons before he goes to Real or Barca...

I doubt he’d take some sort of bullshit ceremonial/ambassadorial role, glad handing corporate punters....unless it’s literally a place on the board with some sort of responsibility....or maybe just a board title with his only (part time) role to be the first person a prospective signing speaks to from NUFC.... I’d definitely halve him overseeing recruitment in some capacity...

Don’t want Coutinho. Failed twice since Liverpool, too inconsistent

There were 3/4 senior players all running their contracts down to get Bosmans. Was it lack of investment that made them all do it?..

After some initial misgivings I've decided not to give a fuck...it's for the best

Years between Bale leaving & Sissoko arrriving. There’s no players at the club left from that time bar the argie who takes the fancy pens?

I think it’s hard to put your finger on what went wrong for him? Fans seemed to turn on him within months of him getting to the champions league final. Think a lot of it was about recruitment and not having a replacement for the increasingly injury prone Kane . Suspicion that he’s been flogged to death by Poch

This maybe the most entitled, presumptuous thing to say but Rafa is unlikely to win a league title in England. He’s a counter attacker to his marrow. You don’t win titles in England by ceding large amounts of possession to the opposition. Was he indisputably the best manager that was willing to work for Ashley? Yes. That doesn’t mean he’s the right man for where the Saudis are likely to be aiming us. The exception to the rule is of course Leicester, but as we’ve seen that’s not really sustainable long term. The Saudis will be thinking big, trying not to sound conceited but so should we

No point appointing a spurs reject... break the bank for Naglesmann

My grandmother ran the post office in a tiny hamlet in the Cheviots called Hownam during the war...as part of the role she was a sort of semi official Registrar and had access to all Parish records. Being Parish records they were officiated by the Scottish Kirk (church of Scotland) and apparently one of my Grandfather's favourite pass times on cold,dark Scottish winter evenings was to open a bottle of whisky and go through the books and see who he knew from the area that had BASTARD written in the “father” column, which was the practice of Scottish parish Ministers right up until the early 1909s

Was this arranged before his bastard* was delivered at some point this morning? * enjoying Bernard Cornwell’s “Last Kingdom” as a lockdown read, finding myself regularly slipping into the Anglo Saxon vernacular of 1100 years ago