PaddockLad

Do you think it's the legendary constant gardner?

Sorry It was a Sunday morning guess...tbf the racing bike was a giveaway if I’d been half awake...

Then there are the owners. Football message boards and football twitter, themselves enough reason to self-immolate in the centre circle at Wembley, are always full of people loving / hating / supporting / moaning about their club owners. Why? You don’t get a say in who they are or how they act. You get what you’re given. Newcastle fans can’t get rid of Ashley, and even if he does leave he’ll be replaced by the organiser of 9/11, who will be welcomed with open arms (not the type our govt supply him with) as long as he spends a fortune on more dickheads. Look at Man City fans fall over themselves to defend their pariah state ownership. Liverpool are owned by hedge fund managers who caused the 2008 stock market crash, and they basically stole the club. They brought us Klopp so aren’t they lovely? No, they’re not. Look at the Dildo Brothers at West Ham. Every single club is now an odious billionaire’s vanity project. None of them care about the abstract culture of the club that they happen to own, not unless it can be monetised. It’s just a dick waving contest. An oligarch got sick of pulling his billion quid yacht up next to an even bigger one owned by a sheik, so he bought a football club and won a Champions League, and then so did the sheik. Now you speak to people about football and within minutes the talk is about ownership and who’s got the biggest pockets. It’s fucking awful. Shut up. You may as well support Amazon or Google as support Chelsea or Man City. https://www.thesocial.com/final-score-john-crump/

https://www.channel4.com/news/revealed-ppe-stockpile-was-out-of-date-when-coronavirus-hit-uk

65” & 70” TVs? I really don’t get it... We’ve got two Samsung 32” tellys both over a decade old

I think Man City immediately after their takeover didn’t go for marquee signings as such...just much better players than they had... Wayne Bridge, Bellamy, Given, Kompany (not the superstar he became at that point) etc... That’s probably the way to go whilst shipping out those no longer required...

Who the fuck are you ya cunt?

That thought had wandered into the space between my lugs a few times in the last few weeks....it is exceedingly convenient for the government to be able to blame any brexit related problems/downturn for the next 5 years on the world wide events of Spring 2020 Hogan: https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/phil-hogan-uk-will-blame-brexit-fallout-on-covid-19-998209.html

The internet & social media has changed politics forever. There’s a possibility Starmer is merely the “Kinnock” in a similar cycle to the last time Labour lurched to the left. Which means I’ll be 60 before we possibly see another Labour government. I agree that it doesn’t seem possible at the moment. Millions of people have been triggered, most probably know it now but can’t go back in what they’ve voted for. The likes of these (possibly originating on bot farms?) are being shared on the idiot’s lantern Facebook, exclusively by Tory voters because guilt is fucking with them..

I saw it on this feed...she's a solicitor, so don't shoot this messenger if it's bollocks. If it all goes tits up I'll console myself with the thought that Steve Wraith will look an even bigger utter cunt than he does now

Don't they fuckin have Google in Boldon?? 🙄 https://houseofsaud.com/about-house-of-saud/

This doesn’t initially sound like a “invest in infrastructure & the academy” kind of project tbh https://houseofsaud.com/saudi-royal-family-takeover-of-newcastle-united-delays-explained/

Malang Saar sounds like a virulent airborne virus common in SE Asia

The only saving grace for protection against the witless, non caring and easily lead this weekend is that it’s going to be fuckin freezing 😬

Raymond Baxter Cunt was posher than the queen

You've got to be a proper old cunt to remember this...RIP Florian

If it wasn’t obvious weeks ago, confirmation today that we’re being fuckin gaslighted. I think I had to look up the definition of what that actually meant about a year ago.....

Opposition deputy health sec who is also an A&E consultant in the constituency where she was born and bred & represents gets to ask questions about the governments performance on Covid 19..second clip is more instructive as it gives full question and Hancock’s scarcely believable response..

2 wins in 12

Is this the government tracing app? Got to say, seeing as we’ve got a vote leave government and knowing what they did with data during two elections and that it’s still headed up by Dominic fuckin Cummings, am not overly keen on adding it to my home screen tbh

Some wife I've never seen was putting these up in the street today...Tory boy recruitment consultant across the road has already been across saying he thinks it's an absolutely fuckin wizard idea Tbf, I do feel slightly patriotic about VE day, it means far more than any of the bullshit to do with the Royals, I just object to being forced to spend time with a plethora of Tory cunts..

Disappointed to be behind scouse mackems here...