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All I have to add is that 18 months before Poch left spurs almost all his best players had started to run their contracts down. They appeared to be motivated by the champions league but not so much the premier league. Then at the start of this season they were so under motivated that they got beat by us at home. There's better managers out there. Let him go and be Man Utds new Tommy Docherty (ask your dad kids) We should be looking for the new Keegan. I think he lies to the east... possibly around Leipzig...

@Howmanheyman he’s not too busy this morning and claims to remember it clearly because he’s named the team he’s also suggested that Fereday took the piss out of him too ....however, I think hob nobbing with cabinet ministers has gone to the fuckers head because as you can see, I’m not named in the line up Also he thinks @Gemmill Is on the money with Alok for the brief later

Don’t think he was there that night... I’ll text and ask but I don’t know when he’ll get back to me, cunts too busy Zoomimg cabinet ministers to speak to the likes of me nowadays

Am going Jenrick

Me mate Dave’s Zoom buddy Sharma is in charge of the CV19 business loans and somehow my midfield partner from our Sunday league team is in charge of administering them for Bracknell Borough Council

You can’t imagine they’d be daft enough to put any of the sock puppets who tweeted support for him yesterday? 🤔

Johnson is fucked without him

My sister in law (born & bred in Las Vegas/Lake Tahoe, currently getting divorced from Mrs PLs brother) is uprooting her two teenage sons (14 & 16) from their life in a sleepy Dorset dormitory town and is taking them to California to start a new life where her parents now live. We found out yesterday flights are now booked for early July. UK Grandparents picked them up from school & fed them every day for a decade, as you can imagine they’re devastated. They’re particularly concerned about taking these kids into a public health disaster without parallel in a western democracy.

Johnson s fucked wIthout him though. Cummings is his Prime Ministerial brain

Am full of Pimms & Johnny Walker mate am all over the fuckin shop The current Mrs PL would never vote for the tories but is a quiet unassuming type, really not given to offending anyone....she’s utterly fuckin fuming and so is her nice but Daily Mail reading mother....once you’ve upset that crowd your fuckin toast. It was Mrs PL who read the Pettigrew tweet out to me, she even uncharacteristically swore in doing so. People are apoplectic.

And this folks is the bottom line in all this. All the cabinet, by their backing of Cummings today are complicit In it, including the enormous fuckin useless man child who appointed him..

Get out

I’ve heard of Sophie Ridge, not seen her Sunday programme but think I’ll be tuning in tomorrow....

Aye hard times for the cunt

Can anyone spot the world famous washed up manager/reality TV star on the piss yards from his home signing autographs for other equally feeble minded souls?

Loving that Aren't priests smashing

Daily Infections back up above 3k yesterday, they’d been around 2.5k for over a week...apart from some strange minus anomaly earlier this week that my O grade arithmetic hasn’t a fuckin clue about. If the figure for Wednesday is up further then it may be the start of the spike... https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/

You work in the media Gloom, why wasn’t this released at 8pm the day before PMQs? That stinks more than the usual Kuesnberg apologist bollocks.

EID MUBARAK TO ALL OUR NEW SAUDI POSTERS! 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦 Were the moral guardians at the Premier League told to throttle back on the announcement till after Ramadan or they’d get their hands chopped off? 🤔

News released at 8pm on the Friday night of a bank holiday weekend just before a two week parliamentary recess. They’ve been told they can have the story but also been told they can only run it when there can be no parliamentary scrutiny of it before the client media news cycle moves on. Johnson isn’t being linked in any way for appointing this fuckin wanker in the first place so I’d be a lot more surprised If Cummings was sacked than the fact that he drove to Durham whilst he should’ve been self isolating for 14 days.

He wasn’t put on the back of a donkey cart then tarred & feathered before his wedding either

I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment