PaddockLad

My dad was a jock mum was a manc... I've been confused for 52 years

So your folks are Jewish? Didn't quite grasp that...

Fuckin hell @Alex you've missed your vocation

My brother split up with his missus about 5 years ago and almost immediately took up with a fearsome lass from Bari. Even our dear late rather conservative Mancunian mother bowed down to her culinary opinions & customs, such is her prowess in the kitchen. She literally changed the way our whole family looked at food. She’s been furloughed for 12 months and has started her own thing through sheer boredom..we’re all the better for it... https://instagram.com/raffastiramisu?igshid=1py1ub3d45r5b

Here, don’t think you’re getting away with no fucker mentioning this abomination either Bit like Newcastle getting beat by West Allotment Celtic...

I hope the little cunt calls out that other cunt Wraith fior his complete and utter blind belief in that fuckin failed deal to buy NUFC by the Saudis. The hypocrisy of our fan base in general about what happened last year is nauseating, only matched by the media covering it.

Has the cunt actually gone through with it & did the other marginally larger cunt actually turn up for it?

FTAO @sammynb The man in this article sold me a transparent yellow copy of (I’m) Stranded by the Saints in April 2016.... https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/mar/23/its-the-ritual-vinyl-sales-look-set-to-break-australian-records-so-who-is-still-buying-cds?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I’ve been told we’re getting a black Labrador puppy when the house is all done up.... then there will be nobody on the planet left who don’t own a fuckin mutt

Why a Model T was driven to the top of Ben Nevis http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-44003271

Aye, you can drive a car to the summit of Nevis. There’s a harder route than the tourist path apparently but that would be fuckin daft with a bunch of mountain virgins from Dorset We’ve got drivers... I might end up just driving too, going to road test the lungs this weekend...see if I’m going to be a sickly hinderance or not...I can walk 6/7/8 miles along the coastal paths, but that’s all I’ve done since having actually contracting Covid at Christmas. Going to give it some big licks in the Purbeck Hills in the next month, see if I’m up to it ..

Old Skool Nevis/Pike/Snowdon........we were thinking of doing a guided organised thing you have to pay for, but we’re now organising it ourselves mostly due to one of our mates being the youngest serviceman to fight in the Falklands war; he did his Royal Marines Commando basic training after joining at 17 and was sent straight there...needless to say, he’s team leader and will fuckin beast us Then you’ve got Triathlon boy, 49 year old with a six pack that most teenage gym lads would be jealous of. Which leaves the rest of us, already being described as “cannon fodder”...

9th January I got my first jab mate. 2nd confirmed only this morning as 3rd April Isn’t that great news?

Yeah our mate’s partner died a couple of years back, she had an incredibly rare blood condition for over a decade. I’m not sure what it was called but he’s been in touch with the association that represents sufferers and we’re going to do it for them.

Paging @Monkeys Fist After a weekend of top level talks I can announce I’ve signed up to the fuckin bastard 3 Peaks Challenge at the end of June

Watched Creation Stories...it’s ok-ish...you’re all far better off with the playlist though..

Ashley doesn't want to get caught for 4 miwl innit

Have a herbal tea mate

Likely in powder form via the discarded wrapper of one of his mums sanitary products

Slowdive/Lush-tastic! 😀

I’ve sent you a PM....you can tell the board all about these too, you’re probably mates with them

A police officer (allegedly) writes.... https://emergency-services.news/im-done-police-officer-with-20-years-service-shares-sentiment-of-many-cops/

So sorry to hear Rents

NMA=greebo bollock merchants. Heard one of their songs. Once. 37 years ago . Next?