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Checkatrade...what the arsing fuck is the score with that? This lad came round yesterday to fit a new tv aerial because were ditching cable/satellite and going to freeview. I could’ve done it myself but didn’t have a ladder to get on the roof etc Good lad, did a good job, total was 140 quid. I paid him 150 because he set up our new Humax box. He was here 2/3 hours. He asked me to leave a review so I did, very positive words & I gave him 8 out if 10...he saw it yesterday afternoon and since then he’s been fuckin badgering me to give him 10 out of 10 What a fuckin weapon. He’s now txted me the number to call. He’s said twice he’s not trying to put any pressure on me He said what he had to do to get a 10? I told the cunt he could’ve done it for 50 quid . Why the fuck is it that important?

Saw Dave earlier, mentioned something about the flight to Belfast tomorrow night & some jumped up leprechaun taking liberties?? Not sure what he meant but said he'd be back after weekend for the whippet race Wednesday

You mean you need a fancy printer?

Its true and its gone on fuckin decades before Covid..." You know what its like, you get to the office and...etc etc" some fresh faced media type will simper into a camera...well actually mate , no I fuckin don't, I'm changing an effluent pump or putting new filters on the grey water system this morning, not sat at a desk whingeing about how cold the office is like an entitled wanker when the settings are at 23 degrees and all that's required is the application of a fuckin cardigan...

Why are you going in?... If I could work from home I would I think..

Fyi 53% > 47% Best regards A.N. Ignored-Manualworker You enjoying Steph's Lunchbox today mate?

Are any millennials unfamiliar with the traditional mild Anglo Saxon insult "pillock"?? From the Norwegian for "penis" apparently...used a lot im my youth but not heard for many years until this week...

It was contracted out to the private sector...

I'm only a bit complementary about him in hindsight. We only knew he'd done a half decent job when the EU threw a wobbler last week. Before then I thought he was a contemptible spunk trumpet. I now merely think he's a spunk trumpet

We watched it towards the end of the first lockdown....it’s uncannily accurate... I think Hancock deserves a bit of credit for taking the gamble tbh, regardless of how he came to the decision..

Decent lunchtime read/watch....the ref resigned after this, didn’t pick a whistle up again...good late period Gazza & B. Laudrup skills..

Gloom got it right a few months ago...Starmer is Kinnock...if we’re lucky. Trump lost the popular vote twice. It’s very unlikely that the tories will till 2029..unless they do something even worse than letting 110k people die, something unbelievably stupid like upsetting Rupert fuckin Murdoch...

Southampton got beat 9 nil..Guess who they've got at weekend?

Tbh it probably was you, I’ve likely mis remembered it

I agree, only 12 years in Was on a couple of other message boards, I think they became a bit old hat when football Twitter took off tbh. When you start banging on about the old times I recognise some of the names that must’ve left around the time I started but have no real memories of them.

There was someone who lived in China who was banging a gangsters moll or something then disappeared for ages but came back?

Am I right in saying you were the one hiding from Triads in your flat?...

I think if I still lived up there I’d vote for Indy but I’d struggle to vote for the SNP...if that makes sense? Im like you, don’t know enough of the ins. & outs to comment with any real insight. Other than Sturgeon appears finished for a variety of reasons and possibly sees Cherry as having an eye on her job. Come on @Kevin Carr's Gloves dish the dirt

Had to google that.. is this what the SNP has come to though? It’s falling to fuckin bits...

At our thrice weekly insomniacs meeting (convened at half 2 this morning ) the subject we decided on was the SNP literally eating itself just at the point when another bite of the Indy cherry was in sight.....made me think of this thread, and it’s a fuckin banger Some of the loons who used to hove into view on here beggar belief. Some great & thoughtful contributions too. Anyway...Sturgeon has sacked Joanna Cherry QC for not giving in to an allegedly totally fuckin batchy sounding trans lobby who have made death threats against Ms Cherry who is now apparently under police guard...there’s a lot to it that’s difficult to understand without knowing a lot of the background but that’s the thing..there’s almost a complete media blackout... https://grousebeater.wordpress.com

Has this fuckin pillock signed yet then?

From my gooner mate...the fuckin cockney twat....