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Edwards is NE sports correspondent for the Telegraph. Theres plainly a Midlands one too who was very likely tasked with todays game. Edwards is a bullshitting disingenuous prick

I'm off to make a mushroom omelette for lunch. No need to alert me if anything happens

The current Mrs PL suggests Tropic as another ludicrously expensive alternative...apparently Clinique have started testing on animals again & their stuff is full of shitty chemicals anyway....the fact that her sister is an agent for Tropic hasn't influenced this post in any way, obvs

This is long but free from the usual suspects NUFC Twitterati interference....this morning I’ve decided they’re all insufferable petty wankers...

https://m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/test-and-trace-spending-ps37bn-budget-small-print_uk_60412920c5b601179ec35d4a/?pti=&__twitter_impression=true https://news.sky.com/story/test-and-trace-barely-used-check-in-data-from-pubs-and-restaurants-with-thousands-not-warned-of-infection-risk-12235392

Some very rough arithmetic... 4 mill to sign him from Sheff Weds 3 mill to sack him 2 mill Bruce’s salary for 2020 & 2021 8 mill (?) Rafa’s salary How much does NUFC/ St James Holdings Ltd stand to lose if the team is relegated? Businessman? Fuckin really?

He's the anti christ in this hoose 😡

More good news...

Here, @sammynb Spud from Trainspotting playing your boy Alan McGee in biopic/epic of his life.... see you down the front?

This is fine... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/mar/04/priti-patel-reaches-six-figure-settlement-with-ex-home-office-chief-philip-rutnam?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

A stone cold implacable defence of Steve Bruce 2 wins in 17....

As surely as might follows day... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/mar/04/uks-plan-to-extend-brexit-grace-period-infuriates-irish-and-eu-officials?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

This is fine..

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Didn’t see that now Steve’s gone into bat for him, bless...

Apprently some folk have been threatening poor Luke... Is it just me or is this a bit rich coming from a man who freely earns a major part of his wage from glorifying those who would make literal threats of violence to various individuals in person, and then very possibly actually carry them out, often for money? Does this cunt know how utterly ridiculous his entire being appears to anyone with a titter of wit?

Markle regularly getting it in the neck for being a social climber of the worst kind from the usual empty vessels of hate in the media....TBF, theres probably an element of truth to it, not that I give a fuck about her or the ginger aristo gimp she married.....not even the tiniest bit of criticism for Johnson's other half for plainly targeting an upper middle class married man who was about to become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom though

If you had him going before Greavsie on deadpool you'd be quids in 👍 Texted an old mate who's from Motherwell to tell him..this is our brief exchange...

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Yeah. And they’re qualified FA goalkeeping coaches are they? Or just some journo spaffijg off opinions in a rare moment of sobriety?

The current Mrs PL & all her colleagues are at breaking point . For the first time in the ten years we’ve been together I’m worried about her mental health. She spent Friday evening crying. The cause? Rishi fuckin Ballsack’s stamp duty holiday of all things. The unprecedented level of transactions being driven by this scheme is causing huge stress to the people employed to carry them out. One solicitor in a chain of six forgot to order the money for their clients purchase transaction on Friday and the whole thing fell to bits. TCMPL then fell to bits due to people phoning her up saying why can’t they get the keys to their house and what the fuck is she going to do about it? It’s like that most Fridays. She’s got to sort that shit show out on Monday then next Friday there’s another 8 completions, others during the week too. It should also be pointed out that her bosses are obviously wankers and offer little or no support too . She’s brilliant at her job, her and the lass she sits with earned 12k between them in January . She worked with one of the partners of this company at another local firm when I first met her. He’s one our best friends, he told her one of the equity partners (ie those with their own money invested in the company, as opposed to our friend who hasn’t but heads up the commercial department) brought in £900 for the same month. Easy to see what’s going on. My partners work related stress levels don't seem like a big consequence of Covid 19 but they’re occupying my mind at the moment far more than paying tribute to a plainly decent old gent who popped his clogs the other day & via whom the media earned millions for NHS charities. Without TV making the old boy some sort of saint he’d have raised a couple of quid. That’s what’s being being celebrated, the self reflecting do gooding wankers in the media who made the man famous, it’s a fuckin vomit inducing charade carried out by venal self serving wankers. His daughter seems to be revelling in it too. edit: what’s driving her to madness is the thought of that cunt in no 11 extending the scheme from the end of March to the end of June. If he does there’s a chance in areas where demand is highest that the system will fall to bits

Pretty picture mate but “expected saves” appears to me just some other daft fuckers opinion? ie about as scientific as me saying “I would’ve expected Dubravka to have saved that “ .....

Darlow isn't letting that Wolves goal in this season. Bombard me with images of him making similar mistakes if you fuckin like but the first time we called upon Dubravka to excel he failed. Thats the managers call. I didn't see the case for dropping Darlow.