PaddockLad

"What a completely unexpected surprise" https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN2C22ZB?__twitter_impression=true

With apologies to Tom & others of his ilk, you all deserve a lot better for your efforts

I'd have liked to have seen her 20 years ago.... she's soooooo posh, I quite often curtsey when I see her in the street....am also very enamoured with the various 20 something African fellahs that she's introduced us to, one lad told me all about Accra and how much he loved Marcel Desailly

The wife across the road from us (57, single mother to teenage son, ex model, ex soho bar owner, goes "riding out" etc etc 🙄) has two gigantic fuckin staffies who happen to be just about the loveliest dogs I've ever come across...one of them collided with car a couple of years back and literally caused more damage to the motor than it did to itself

Wait till they see this... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9472051/Boris-Johnson-lobbied-Saudi-prince-Prime-Minister-acted-plea-Mohammed-Bin-Salman.html

Am about to go through something similar to this...TUPEE regs not being followed in my case..they want me to sign their new terms which means a 2k paycut... Hundreds lose job in British Gas contracts row https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56746656

& the fact that there's probably half a dozen other Premier League teams who don't want a club financed by unlimited funds. Obvs.

Fesshole is my favourite twitter account

Fish has been dreaming big dreams during lockdown apparently....

You wanted a reaction?...

Fuck off

BN first about 5pm (30th June, midsummer) Scafell next 2/3am Snowdon 1pm is?...

We're aiming for it, but am not sure we'll do it... one lad hasn't done any prep yet his knee is knacked.. currently dousing my left knee with ibuprofen gel & a deep heat patch..need a support & walking sticks I think..

The funeral is apparently slated for a week today

Cats are evil 😒 In other news prep for the 3 peaks challenge is underway....this might be almost Ben Nevis but without the required elevation?...

Apparently he spent the 50s & 60s shagging fuck out of the Queen’s ladies in waiting. We’re still a nation of fuckin bootlickers

Rapper DMX, 50... I for one know who I'm more upset about

Get well soon

It’s all the EU’s fault, obvs... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9451163/EU-fanned-flames-division-Northern-Ireland-says-historian-RUTH-DUDLEY-EDWARDS.html

They want to be seen to be doing something....noble but pointless... loving the huge amount of OOT'ers in the video, enough to see Stevie, the mad bacon shed bigot who's name escapes me atm & Michael Martin the old True Faith honcho who was driven off twitter by a crazed mob of young multi national Toon Army foot soldiers a fuckin coronary

Four years? More like four fuckin weeks https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-fans-ferdinand-ashley-20254061

@ewerk what the cunting hell are you weapons up to here?

The current Mrs PL has been ordered back to the office, thus scuppering plans to introduce a canine into the home

Well this is depressing.... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/hartlepool-byelection-labour-paul-williams-b1819503.html