PaddockLad

”Gandalf, after he had taken elevenses at the comfortable hobbit hole of Peregrine Took, winded down the track to the Green Dragon where he shared a pot of ale with Jockus Shortarse in the snug bar”

Its not that bad mate You all at least sound vaguely normal, don't want to sell us anything, don't want to tell us what to say on twitter, don't see yourself as a fuckin cult leader...I'll give you time to develop the last one obvs..

Theyre podcasters Dave. Surprised you haven't heard of it. Millions to be made. I'd get on it if I were you

Am not having a word said against Popeye....its a giant amongst pygmies

Ha. I note you didn't mention V for Vendetta or the classic Popeye from 1980, Robin Williams first foray on to the silver screen

Theyre also without exception puerile, gauche, moronic and infantile Dave. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there's only ever been one or two decent films that started life in a comic book. Prove me wrong Bonus points for guessing the exceptions that prove the rule...

How are you baring up after Covid?...symptoms malingering?...

People are fuckin furious this weekend You can’t make a “tangible benefit” case to people who voted for a principle, leading to a fleeting feeling in a couple of weeks time...then?..... I think if the vaccine is delivered in a semi competent manner Covid will play second fiddle to the myriad of unintended consequences that we’ll be fuckin deluged with for the next 18 months. Can’t wait

Tough guy mick....what a fuckin tube

Rossi had a slightly shady past before he became a national hero....his friends won’t be happy to say the least...

Judging by the reaction of some of the more self righteous followers of LFC ((ie 90% of the cunts) Lewis turned Liverpool down because he didn’t want to play second fiddle to Robertson. Agree that a decent coach would get more out of him... This is fuckin awful...we have no inclination in any given game to play possession football in the oppositions half..these are shite, and we’ve completely failed to take advantage.

A jumped up gangsters moll

Have you been incited into this rash act by the stamp duty holiday Gloom?

Broken Greek by Pete Paphides... Reading between the lines, there’s a fair few on here born at the the end of the 60s/early 70s.... I’d encourage all of those individuals to read this, it’s unlikely anyone will be as big a music obsessive as the author was/likely still is, but if you did spend your time taping the top 40 and seldom missed TOTP then you’ll like this. His former trade as an NME scribe obviously helps with this, but his description of his family is likely to be familiar to many regardless of their backgrounds....

NTO? 🤔 National Treasure Organisation? Nutters Ticked Off? I think we need to know this....

She's undoubtedly getting a touch of he old Keys/Grey routine...they were waiting for her exceedingly entitled self to step out of line and now we'll never see her again * * maybe a Channel 5 voice-over gig awaits?..

again...

Id heard the term "ratchet clause" without paying too much attention...is this an accurate description?... As the EU develops its rulebook on working conditions or the environment, for example, it is seeking a mechanism to ensure that European businesses are not left at an economic disadvantage if Britain fails to step up its own regulations.

Yes, you do rather stick to an exceeding tedious script...have you sought help for your affliction?..perhaps try wanker aversion therapy?...

You'd be an expert on irrelevance tbf

Paolo Rossi, 65

This is very long, but brilliant....wish I knew more about the actual mechanics of how music actually works & less useless trivial bollocks about stuff that was in the NME about long forgotten bands from the early 90s...

Buffalo Trace Bourbon is £18 with a club card...a better drink than Jack Daniels iyam...

I know right? Thats before you even get to your favourite pork pie à la foie gras...