PaddockLad

Forthcoming changes to planning laws caused this apparently...Green belt dwellers aren't having that shit...

That bit is surprisingly accurate Being honest I didn’t touch his “chap”.... he appeared from the cubicle saying that he couldn’t go so I had a quick look and he had button fly jeans on that were still done up, he was plainly too utterly fuckin wankered to undo them and I wasn’t going to see the cunt piss himself so I undid them for him. A kid with a Rangers top appeared and had a mini melt down so I told him he could do Gazza up, which he did, then extracted a price for his efforts by calling his missus over and getting a selfie with the drunkest man in Britain, which is quite a feat seeing as Scotland had just finished playing football....

That can’t hurt me...you wouldn’t believe what happened to me on Monday... .

aah that explains the strangled vowels Dave was trying to explain ....

Yes Dave, it was. As I’ve acknowledged. Happy now?

Old = auld in scouse Dave. Your prissy play on words doesn’t cut any ice round these parts. Had I actually read ewerk’s post to begin with and understood why the fuck you were wittering on about grandeur it would’ve made no difference to this well known truism

I don’t know why you’re trying to explain the colloquial West Lancashire pronunciation of old with grandeur Dave but you crack on son...

Auld

I have no idea what you do for a living, I prefer to mostly ignore you on here. I'm not going to let a fuckin shit for brains arsehole such as yourself suggest things that aren't true though. Hope that's OK.

I'll take you round the crumbling 60s & 70s shitholes I look after if you like, they've opened every single day since 23 March last year....I wear a mask slmost all day without complaint as do all other staff. Theres no AC in any of them.

Cleo Torez

Bale misses a pen that’s now currently in orbit around Venus along with Chris Waddles from 1990

Andrew Neil’s GB News channel has launched with predictably amusing results

My memory isn’t the best but that shit has happened fairly regularly to us? ie new year/Boxing Day fixtures being played days later....

New Year’s Day is a mixed bag tbf

Germany are the Scotland of German international football

The panels chairwoman has today utterly eviscerated the Met, the home office and news international . Fuck all will happen despite the chairwoman saying Cressida Dick is as bent as all her predecessors. Am surprised Patel didn’t get away with flushing this down the shitter but I expect that delay was just to get the HO’s legal ducks in a row

Wisdom from the Antipodes, thank you brother 🙏 I was 28 when Scotland last played a game in a finals... am 51 now

Get out

Am telling you, he's on an appearance based contract and he's splitting his appearance fee with Bruce, hence all the last minute appearances

@Kid Dynamite you'll know Billy Gilmour & Nathan Patterson in roughly a weeks time too

A cunt speaks...