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Psst... ASM to Everton, pass it on...

So is the suggestion that he'd be moving to a 3 year fixed term contract? Sounds like the run up to a pay off to me, Shepherd did precisely the same to Sir Bobby...

That looks amazing.... funnily enough we worked at the “big hoose” when I was an apprentice. This is the first time I’ve thought about that place since about 1988 We’re Airbnb-ing here in about 5 weeks, just after the kids go back to school https://abnb.me/AsG0lnrciib

PC Bacon seems OK The individual chatting bollocks into the camera should be fuckin euthanised

3 golds before 9am? Pah! My morning so far... 1. Been to hospital for CT scam 2. Unloaded 14 boxes of wall tiles for the new bathroom 3. 3 shits 💩💩💩

https://www.theguardian.com/theobserver/commentisfree/2021/jun/27/why-most-people-who-now-die-with-covid-have-been-vaccinated

You’d like to think that Johnson’s 80 seat majority would crumble when they try to get this through Parliament....you’d like to think that this would really fuck with their conscience... I wouldn’t bank on it though... we’re definitely not in fuckin Kansas any more... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jul/24/wholl-defend-our-right-to-a-free-press-not-the-ex-hack-in-no-10

Booster vaccines are scheduled for vulnerable groups in September. This is a process, not a fait accompli Oh and hats off to the NHS testing team for their quick work, roughly 18.5 hrs to get test results through

Medical science can now transplant all organs, hands, even faces...but if it suggests a mask would be good in Sainsburys or a vaccine would free all of us its on trial for its life

Jock Braveheart to you, Englander

Symptons came on last night, <24hrs after the doors to the O2 Academy opened, thus making contracting the virus there very unlikely indeed. However, if my results come back positive I may have infected 2k others 😪

Morning! We've just started the weekend with a visit to our local covid 19 testing centre! 😀 How's your day going? 🦠🦠🦠🦠

Ellie from Wolf Alice is amazing....she has the most delicate but hugely powerfully live vocal. Felt a tiny bit emotional last night, hadnt realised I'd missed live music so much...

Yes, rules say the PM is allowed to lie with impunity but MPs aren't allowed to either make the accusation or suggest that it's not a particularly good thing to do in regards to democracy itself....

Also...

The NZ basketball team are called the Tall Blacks....this is next level though..

Just googled her...she's no Peta Cavendish tbh

Got a text telling me to look at my emails last night about this from the musical masters of the universe Tickmaster: I'm ok,double jabbed, but there are amongst our company this evening some in their mere early/mid 30s scuttling around looking for NHS lateral flow tests....talk about short fuckin notice 😒

She seemed genuinely surprised by some of the shit he came out with....despite plainly being his national mouthpiece for some time. I certainly don't hate her or anything but she's a massively conflicted figure whether she or others in the media wish to accept that or not. She's one of the reasons the BBC is in trouble. When the tories got into power and and started to put the thumbscrews on BBC news would've been better to go down fighting rather than roll over and take it dry.... Cummings has spent a decade making sure lying is a natural as breathing in government. Now he's all "OMG THESE DREADFUL PEOPLE I EMPOWERED!!!" he can frankly go and fuck off and die in a skip. He's responsible for where we are. MPs can act with near impunity and only get a slap on the wrist. He can send Rees Mogg off to Scotland to lie to the Queen's face about the poroguing of Parliament. Hes destroyed objective truth being part of government.

@Dr Gloom Should’ve been Maitlis...but he wouldn’t have done it then. Kunnnesburg is part of the problem...

The report was released a month ago... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-five-tory-mps-broke-24581846 You'd have to imagine the punishment has been negotiated. Democracy is nearly finished in this country. Fuckin nauseating

Theres just so much going on in there.. its like a 90s cafe bar chillout tune with an old acid house 303 squelchy bass line sprinkled over the top of it... she's just perfect. I won't tell you how much I've just paid for a 7" copy of Nabi with the gorgeous art work on the sleeve this morning