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I’m usually a “fuckin well “ Hidden Hero if I was to be completely honest... ☺️

Any questions for the future king just let me know

I’m not a bad cunt so I’ve changed it. I didn’t realise how important it was to be perfect. I’ve texted him and told him he would’ve had to given given me a blowjob to really get a 10 so it doesn’t count

Its on here at the moment. Theres a girl on there whos family fled the war in Yugoslavia in the 90s. I think she's the worst female since Eva Braun. Where the fuck do they find them?

Youre not working on the current Mrs PLs favourite TV fake wanker wedding program are you??

Does anybody leave a 5 on TripAdvisor? Anyone?..

I GAVE THE CUNT A TENNER FOR SETTING MY HUMAX UP IT TOOK HIM 10 FUCKIN MINUTES Fuck him and fuck you. Am blocking you both

Gove knows he’s not going to be pulled up on spectacularly owning up to costing this country umpteen billions due to Brexit. They’ll only care when there’s consequences. He knows it’s fuckin nonsense. He can also see the opinion polls. We’re worse than the US. I keep saying it but to me it’s important...Trump lost the popular vote twice. We’re utterly fucked.

Checkatrade...what the arsing fuck is the score with that? This lad came round yesterday to fit a new tv aerial because were ditching cable/satellite and going to freeview. I could’ve done it myself but didn’t have a ladder to get on the roof etc Good lad, did a good job, total was 140 quid. I paid him 150 because he set up our new Humax box. He was here 2/3 hours. He asked me to leave a review so I did, very positive words & I gave him 8 out if 10...he saw it yesterday afternoon and since then he’s been fuckin badgering me to give him 10 out of 10 What a fuckin weapon. He’s now txted me the number to call. He’s said twice he’s not trying to put any pressure on me He said what he had to do to get a 10? I told the cunt he could’ve done it for 50 quid . Why the fuck is it that important?

Saw Dave earlier, mentioned something about the flight to Belfast tomorrow night & some jumped up leprechaun taking liberties?? Not sure what he meant but said he'd be back after weekend for the whippet race Wednesday

You mean you need a fancy printer?

Its true and its gone on fuckin decades before Covid..." You know what its like, you get to the office and...etc etc" some fresh faced media type will simper into a camera...well actually mate , no I fuckin don't, I'm changing an effluent pump or putting new filters on the grey water system this morning, not sat at a desk whingeing about how cold the office is like an entitled wanker when the settings are at 23 degrees and all that's required is the application of a fuckin cardigan...

Why are you going in?... If I could work from home I would I think..

Fyi 53% > 47% Best regards A.N. Ignored-Manualworker You enjoying Steph's Lunchbox today mate?

Are any millennials unfamiliar with the traditional mild Anglo Saxon insult "pillock"?? From the Norwegian for "penis" apparently...used a lot im my youth but not heard for many years until this week...

It was contracted out to the private sector...

I'm only a bit complementary about him in hindsight. We only knew he'd done a half decent job when the EU threw a wobbler last week. Before then I thought he was a contemptible spunk trumpet. I now merely think he's a spunk trumpet

We watched it towards the end of the first lockdown....it’s uncannily accurate... I think Hancock deserves a bit of credit for taking the gamble tbh, regardless of how he came to the decision..

Decent lunchtime read/watch....the ref resigned after this, didn’t pick a whistle up again...good late period Gazza & B. Laudrup skills..

Gloom got it right a few months ago...Starmer is Kinnock...if we’re lucky. Trump lost the popular vote twice. It’s very unlikely that the tories will till 2029..unless they do something even worse than letting 110k people die, something unbelievably stupid like upsetting Rupert fuckin Murdoch...

Southampton got beat 9 nil..Guess who they've got at weekend?