PaddockLad

Poultry ponce with the BIG takeaway from this mornings banterings

I think Howe and Mitchell are just going out of their way to be utter cunts to each other to get the other one to walk..

“UNITED”

Saw Noel at a venue 7 mins from where I live earlier this year. Second half of which was an Oasis fest. Left before the encore. They’ve been played to fuckin death, him and his brother were refreshingly normal council estate kids 30 years ago but now they’re boring middle aged wankers like the rest of us…so yeah, judging by what’s being said on a couple of WhatsApp groups someone will be trying to get me a ticket 😆

This is it then…. Noel’s divorce tour

Shes 21, she might be embarking on her own career or university?…

Don’t fuckin worry Boycott, I’ll do the honours… ffs 🙄 https://archive.is/M58Zv

First Calcio of the season just kicked off @Howmanheyman #ciaomanheyman

You’ve sort of answered your own question. It was going to be player sales whether the fans or Howe were happy with that or not… so it was Bruno/Gordon or get creative. They chose the latter when as has been suggested other clubs were fucked if they were going to help us. That was the situation on 1st Feb and June 30th…nothing changed because the list of the “usual suspects” that are rolled out daily appear to be unsellable/won’t leave eg Miggy…

He’d have been sent off if he’d done it on a rugby pitch ffs

we’ve had folk round last night and the night before, basically all TNSPMPL’s mates. That was the forfeit. So am now even more of an expert on HRT and “main character” effect on scripted reality tv shows featuring women with a cash register where their soul should be

Some wag uttered that it was as if the ghost of Joe Kinnear had been reappointed to some executive position, aided and abetted by Mr Baxter from Grange Hill

Yes. Am off to Nottingham on Wednesday 😆

Good game yesterday….. if you were a neutral….Our improvement in the second half obviously hinged on our substitutions. Which were good and positive. They also coincided with Bruno getting more space and time on the ball. Cook and Christie hadn’t given him any room whatsoever for an hour but they seemed to run out of steam and when Christie was subbed off that really helped open things up. I think teams now know if you put Bruno under a bit of pressure you can pretty much eliminate him from influencing the game to any great extent. Pleased with the point in the end after the abject first half. The VAR thing at the end is weird. It’s more an arm round Burns shoulders that appears to be the offence to me, if there is one at all. They seemed a lot fitter all round, which doesn’t reflect particularly well on our new “performance director” . Lots of reactive chat about team selection; someone reckoned Barnes starts in our first choice XI, this after lots of questions asking if he’s not scoring what does he contribute last season… fuck knows tbh. Still lots of players from the Bruce era who might have one decent game in three or four starts. The financial situation we’re in makes wholesale changes difficult though. We could be in for another season of huffing and puffing away from home. SJP is where we’ll be mounting any challenge for honours from iyam.

@Gemmill aren’t you going to wish me happy anniversary? 🙄

Darren Eales out for a coffee 😆 snapped from the top deck of the M2 Poole > Southbourne

Truly, a voice for sanity in an increasingly more uncertain world

Unfortunately I’ve found Gemmil on twatter 😒

Just to clarify and echo, he’s done the square root of fuck all v a bog standard PL left back ☺️

Can you summarise his first half contributions please? ☺️