PaddockLad

I’ve been told we’re getting a black Labrador puppy when the house is all done up.... then there will be nobody on the planet left who don’t own a fuckin mutt

Why a Model T was driven to the top of Ben Nevis http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-44003271

Aye, you can drive a car to the summit of Nevis. There’s a harder route than the tourist path apparently but that would be fuckin daft with a bunch of mountain virgins from Dorset We’ve got drivers... I might end up just driving too, going to road test the lungs this weekend...see if I’m going to be a sickly hinderance or not...I can walk 6/7/8 miles along the coastal paths, but that’s all I’ve done since having actually contracting Covid at Christmas. Going to give it some big licks in the Purbeck Hills in the next month, see if I’m up to it ..

Old Skool Nevis/Pike/Snowdon........we were thinking of doing a guided organised thing you have to pay for, but we’re now organising it ourselves mostly due to one of our mates being the youngest serviceman to fight in the Falklands war; he did his Royal Marines Commando basic training after joining at 17 and was sent straight there...needless to say, he’s team leader and will fuckin beast us Then you’ve got Triathlon boy, 49 year old with a six pack that most teenage gym lads would be jealous of. Which leaves the rest of us, already being described as “cannon fodder”...

9th January I got my first jab mate. 2nd confirmed only this morning as 3rd April Isn’t that great news?

Yeah our mate’s partner died a couple of years back, she had an incredibly rare blood condition for over a decade. I’m not sure what it was called but he’s been in touch with the association that represents sufferers and we’re going to do it for them.

Paging @Monkeys Fist After a weekend of top level talks I can announce I’ve signed up to the fuckin bastard 3 Peaks Challenge at the end of June

Watched Creation Stories...it’s ok-ish...you’re all far better off with the playlist though..

Ashley doesn't want to get caught for 4 miwl innit

Have a herbal tea mate

Likely in powder form via the discarded wrapper of one of his mums sanitary products

Slowdive/Lush-tastic! 😀

I’ve sent you a PM....you can tell the board all about these too, you’re probably mates with them

A police officer (allegedly) writes.... https://emergency-services.news/im-done-police-officer-with-20-years-service-shares-sentiment-of-many-cops/

So sorry to hear Rents

NMA=greebo bollock merchants. Heard one of their songs. Once. 37 years ago . Next?

I saw that tour, early 1992 in Edinburgh. And you're wrong. Not that Strummer wasn't very decent . But you're still wrong.

You fail to realise the significance of immigrant/diaspora communities keeping the traditional music of their homelands alive. If you want to hear traditional 18tj/19th century English fiddle music being played you'll need to go to Appalachia The Pogues in their heyday were an utterly magnificent band

Apparently this prick has had another dig at us, this time in the Mirror, which has lead to guess who? getting involved

Patel saw her policies in action on white middle class women & didn't like the optics...when they've gone from attacking miners, footy lads, ethnics & immigrants, protesters of all kinds etc to their own voters you have to wonder who is next? 🤔

Looks like Patel is out to get Dick

https://www.politics.co.uk/comment/2021/03/11/silencing-black-lives-matter-priti-patels-anti-protest-law/