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Doesn't apply to Scottish footballers apparently 🤔

Denmark & Finland last night Scotland, Croatia & Czechs tonight Less dead rubber games with 4 x 3rd place teams going through from group stage. They'll be some poor last 16 teams tbf but the advertisers will love it...

Looking forward to late February's pic when Boldon Lake has 7,387 mating frogs writhing around in one huge green blob

Hes not that good

10 days...fit for the semis, nae bother lads

More terrific news...don't think they've taken much notice of the last time it was suggested Brits could take the jobs of foreign workers who strangely decided at that point to actually go and live somewhere else... https://inews.co.uk/news/consumer/tesco-food-waste-50-tonnes-hgv-driver-shortage-crisis-1057834

I'm.surprised the phrase "the law of unintended consequences" isn't being used more often in the MSM at the moment It'll be years before we know the full extent of Brexit. I didnt give a fuck about the EU before the referendum, it just didn't strike me as a good idea, but you know, blue passports & flags... 🙄

This really isn't good....fuckin tories want to do away with democracy... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-warned-over-alarming-24343003.amp

Clarke did Southgate tactically Not sure Southgate is completely rubbish but you can't be so horrifically inconsistent as to get things pretty much spot on v Croatia then fail to spot that 19 year old Gilmour & Aston fuckin Villa's McGinn were ruling the the centre of the park and being unable to do anything to stop it. 2 games zero goals for Scotland. That's likely why we won't go through but if we get some of the luck we've earned v Croatia we might squeak it...

Yeah he’s picking me up....not sure what he’s been doing today

Been off all week, dog sitting...current Mrs PL doesn’t get in till 6.....the English bastards sorry, my closest friends with whom I watching the match with are going to the Labour Club at 3pm

Yes, great sense of humour apparently Its how old is pronounced by scousers, which is where the confusion came from yesterday. It is as you’ve pointed out an official word in the Scots language

You’ve never spoken to anybody from the City of Liverpool in your life have you Dave?

Its the phonetic pronunciation of the word in the Liverpool dialect 🤓 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/wayne-rooneys-auld-slapper-my-heart-245674

Rafa to Spurs apparently

Forthcoming changes to planning laws caused this apparently...Green belt dwellers aren't having that shit...

That bit is surprisingly accurate Being honest I didn’t touch his “chap”.... he appeared from the cubicle saying that he couldn’t go so I had a quick look and he had button fly jeans on that were still done up, he was plainly too utterly fuckin wankered to undo them and I wasn’t going to see the cunt piss himself so I undid them for him. A kid with a Rangers top appeared and had a mini melt down so I told him he could do Gazza up, which he did, then extracted a price for his efforts by calling his missus over and getting a selfie with the drunkest man in Britain, which is quite a feat seeing as Scotland had just finished playing football....

That can’t hurt me...you wouldn’t believe what happened to me on Monday... .

aah that explains the strangled vowels Dave was trying to explain ....

Yes Dave, it was. As I’ve acknowledged. Happy now?

Old = auld in scouse Dave. Your prissy play on words doesn’t cut any ice round these parts. Had I actually read ewerk’s post to begin with and understood why the fuck you were wittering on about grandeur it would’ve made no difference to this well known truism

I don’t know why you’re trying to explain the colloquial West Lancashire pronunciation of old with grandeur Dave but you crack on son...

Auld