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I go past an excellent (and v. expensive) offy on the way home...going to swing in there and buy a ludicrous amount of >7% abv stouts and porters to get me through now the chinese&beer lads night out with my plastic scouse mates has been cancelled for obvious reasons

Somebody plainly wants rid of this cunt before xmas...is this the one with pics?... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/16/boris-johnson-joined-no-10-party-during-may-2020-lockdown-say-sources?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Brothers missus is from Puglia...they were setting out from Edinburgh tomorrow to drive the fucker via Eurostar so she can see her folks for the first time in 2 years...they're not stopping in France so they're going to give it a go

World Cup not for another 12 months rather than in the summer so they can't use fixture congestion this season as an excuse

Paging @LeazesMag

It sounds distinctly like that's actually Adrian Dunbar himself

£150k a week I'd make him captain too...

Naaah...not with this mob & it's err "leader"...but it probably should be. Kudos to @Renton who explained all this days ago...don't think many are taking much notice though https://news.sky.com/story/staggering-omicron-case-numbers-to-hit-uk-in-next-few-days-health-chief-warns-12496349

Here Dave, @The Fish are you reading this?? Diego has written A FUCKIN BOOK about his club how do you feel now? Think you need to up your game mate, the podcast is just isn't up to muster any more tbh. .

"Niche"

You seem to be all over his shit....is there something you'd like to share with the board? wee man crush or full on exiting of the office stationary cupboard semi naked wearing eyeliner? 🤔

Sunday: PM announces huge expansion of booster jobs, asks for army of volunteers to sign up to help delver before new year ✅ Monday: no lateral flow tests available in England ✅ Tuesday: no in person PCR tests available in England ✅ Can you have spiralling cases if there's no testing going on? 🤔

Yes....yes, I think I've found one....another Tory MP at least as thick as Dominic Raab....not to mention someone who has almost certainly deeply offended Jewish folk...

I'm not on any psych medication but I'm stuffed full of steroids every day and have started on this via an epi pen for my apparently unusual form of adult onset asthma https://www.nucala.com/

Rumours sweeping Twatter that Big Dunc has walked out on Everton......Rafa dropped Digne & Alan due to them objecting to his tactics apparently...

And there’s this too https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/1962022.souness-id-go-back-to-newcastle-in-a-heartbeat/ Tbh we don’t need any fucker to validate us as a club or as a fan base…. We needed a 50k stadium 25 years ago when the plans were laid down and we can still fill it after two subsequent relegations and being currently sat in the bottom 3 despite still having won nothing in ( now) 52 years. As many have said there’s not a fan base like us in European football…..

A man was stood in front of me in Boots earlier describing his cold/flu type symptoms to the woman behind the counter and basically demanding a PCR test on the spot. When it was explained to him that you needed to apply for it on the government website he asked how much it would cost

We were in the game even after the bullshit pen. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think all the goals after that came directly from us giving the ball away? And the pen was a result of fucking around in our own area. It's basic, fundamental shit that we got punished for. Against Leicester. If we do the same v Liverpool it'll be a fuckin cricket score...

A thread…

I love Obafemi’s goal v Spurs, mostly because of the tube afterwards I think thankfully both that ocean going cunt Motson and Claridge have shuffled off to pundit purgatory since then

Mike Nesmith of the Monkees, 78

Where else do you post Dave? If its NO why not speak to an admin on here about the TT re-education & re hab programmes on offer?.. No need to thank me, happy to offer help where it's needed

You'd imagine the sun's political editor Harry Cole may well have been at one or indeed several of these alleged parties....seeing as he literallly laid down his then partner, one Carrie Symonds, for his party & his country, then I expect he'd have no problem actually going to a party in the house she now lives in with a strange human child/old english sheepdog hybrid type thing

Okay early shout because we were going but now we're not...so I've got 4 tickets to sell (3 together + 1 seperate for the smelly fucker ☺) and thought I'd give you, my fellow TT travellers, first dabs before they go on Twitter later. Any NW based Mags on here?..face value £30 + they'll be getting posted tomorrow AM £6-75 royal mail recorded next day 1pm delivery or you won't get them before Wednesday with it being Xmas & that.... Thank you please