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1st February before before training, get the whole 25 man squad in ..."right lads, this is what's on offer if we stay up"...

Bookmarked

Scott Parker allgedly had a choice when he left Chelsea...champions league football at Everton or 70k a week at Newcastle....

A thread on the imminent demise of the Tory party….interesting , but a few tax cuts and more targeting of immigrants as the enemy will probably bring their base to heel in 2025 I reckon

AGREED!

I’ve not listened to any more than half a dozen NUFC podcasts in my life….I did listen to Newcastle natter first I think….that might explain it….

Here’s Luke, two bottles in on a Sunday and basically winning the internet today

Rafa didn’t keep us up last time. He played football as dull as I’ve seen. He was undoubtedly the best manager NUFC could’ve had under Ashley’s regime but ffs, people need to move on from him. He’s 20 years past his best.

We need at least 7 wins from 18 games after winning one in 20…. my undrecrackers remain perfectly dry obviously, but it has to be stated that this run of results is highly unlikely to say the least

Gone...

Wordle is the seed sourdough bread of Omicron

Bien sur mon ami, aussi il est un sixfingeredsisterfucka, ZUT ALORS!!!

Am detecting the whiff of "frites de fromage" in this one

These players are playing about as well as they can and putting about as much effort in as they can.... am not sure what other conclusion anyone could reach..we've won one in 20 . Am not sure what extra EH has produced tbh. I don't hate him, think he's rubbish etc, just judging him on outcomes. The better stats aren't winning games.....

Wouldn’t have gone with ASM, Ritchie or Almiron would’ve been my choice . Difficult to leave him out like but we’ve got to get the ball into the box from out wide…

London Bridge? Great shot 👍

@Alex Had a play...tutorial was really good on ALR

Caught the dawn whilst walking the dog this morning... I know precisely fuck all about photography but you've got to be spectacularly useless not to be able to take a decent pic with a modern smartphone..

Theyre just deciding who is going to start the 50 odd letters to the err "1922 committee"... Andrew Bridgen is odds on to be first, as he was with Theresa May If the ERG cunts who are currently holdng the tories and the country to ransome get their way it'll be Truss, another empty vessel who will do as they're told...If the "brain cell wing" get theirs it's Sunak, a disaster capitalist merchant banker neo lib... were fucked with either of them tbh Have a good weekend folks

Not heard from the TT genealogy approval officer in some time tbf

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jan/14/novak-djokovic-visa-cancelled-tennis-2022-australian-open-immigration-minister-australia?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Perfect excuse for a few bonding drinking sessions, to build team spirit and morale