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The same titles linking us with Kamara today said he’s going to Man Utd last week….what a load of fuckin shit

I didn’t drink much yesterday tbh but you know me Davey I seldom do….

Ive woken up in my in-laws house this morning and it’s odds on I will tomorrow, the current Mrs PL has decided she didn’t drink enough yesterday, neither of us have kids, just a 8 month old gibbering woof box on four legs .

Is alcohol in general disagreeing with you?...

Am casting Roy Orbison to TV via YouTube to keep the keep a pissed mother in law happy...changed to Jonny Mathis just now to which the dear lady commented "Queer as a nine bob note that one" I suggested she try to keep it light and festive but I've made her espresso martinis and Singapore slings all afternoon she's fuckin off her nut

Merry Christmas all 🎅

FTR: Fish 658 twitter followers Diego 3159 twitter followers Think that's about a 4-1 win for Diego

I've read two things about this deal in the last few days....one says Lille don't need to sell and another that they built a 50k stadium for an average crowd of 19k a decade ago and are struggling to pay for it so are looking to move Botman on... so they'll get a bid from an "elite" European side which the player will be keen on but it'll be 10 mill less than what we're prepared to pay... you could get round that with a relegation clause though..

@Monkeys Fist what the fuck have you done to my pic ?? 😡

This nearly went in the mackem thread

Did either of you gain intimate knowledge of a woman before you were 25?

That was my original point...its pretty naive to call the Boumsong debacle simply "bad"...I hate to be blunt with such a delicate wee soul as yourself Dave but it was as bent as fuck .Am trying to point out some fairly obvious pit falls before January. This one is extreme, but the issue is the same.. what was Souness playing at and why? Thats not to suggest that our new owners EH or any other new employee are bent either. It just doesn't smell right at this stage. Which agents do EH, the temp and the incoming DoF favour? ... there's a huge danger of multiple clashes when you also add the owners. It's precisely what happened at Everton...Moshiri's buys, Kenwrights buys, and managers' buys like that Turkish striker that was being punted around like a prized jewell by his agent but was fuckin useless. Its got to work first time, no mistakes. To me there's too many variables and people we know fuck all about to say at the moment "yeah bring x, y & z in and we'll piss it".. Edit: Just to add, Everton have just sacked the DoF they brought in to sort out the mess that the likes of Alladyce, Koeman and the "mate of Jose" Portugeezer who was the latest media flavour of the month when he was appointed after winning 3 games at Hull It's difficult to overstate how difficult the task in the next month is. Am not sure how anyone could even have us at evens to stay up.

The last sentence can be summed up in 3 words: Jean, Alain & Boumsong. Do you understand now Dave?

Fish was on narration but Adam cut him in favour of Diego

Fuckin cop out

One of my best mates that I to games with is like you, this is what I txt him when he starts banging on like this or about this player or that player... ITS NOT FUCKIN FOOTBALL MANAGER! Call me a cynical but thinking that what's in it for individuals at transfer time is at least as important as what will benefit the whole club is showing the naiveté of a teenage Shoot! reader... Iiteral readings of football affairs is pointless, everyone has an agenda. Am happy to be proved wrong but this looks a mess to me...

I think there will potentially be too many cooks on the transfer committee, each with their own agenda...

We've not even had as much as an update on the first draught from the cunt

It was just something to stimulate debate my dear fellow. Now, has your carer been yet this morning?

It looks like a dogs breakfast to me . Hardly any of it the new owners fault tbh but am not just going to give the benefit of the doubt to them just because they got rid of Ashley, which is where most of the fanbase seem to be to some extent or another...we'll see....

Your insightful and perceptive opinion has been duly noted. May I take this opportunity to pass on the compliments of the season to you & your family, ya cunt?

"+ January additions" ...OK.. let's look at how that's shaping up: 1. A manager who when he's spent >20mill hasn't been shown to have the best judgement 2. Someone appointed temporarily to help with this window, not a bad shout but given the short termism of his hire he could well have a different agenda to "keeping NUFC in the Premier league" 3. A potential DoF from Brughton. What input will he have should he be appointed? 4. The board, who have plainly been looking at potential signings too since they bought the club. Reuben junior is a fuckin prick as far as I can make out. I'm pessimistic that we'll get 4/5 quality players out of that fuckin dogs dinner who can come in and hit the ground running in early Feb. It's a huge ask from the position we're in. We see signs of improvement, yes. We'll still play as badly as we did v Leicester at least once a month till the end of the season though, we're just not consistent enough.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league-var-controversy-english-football-refereeing-crisis-1361978?s=09

So sorry to hear Rents , we let our mum go…the doctors gave us a choice, we just couldn’t bare to see her suffer….it was terrible but for the best…

Was a red nose emoji code for Corbyn then?...