PaddockLad

Has Johnson paid the 400 mill we owed Iran in return for access to Iranian oil & gas? 🤔

Yeah. Your flights home from New Zealand will just have to wait till next year Andrew

Stans

Word on the street is he is the actual Nigerian prince 😬

Can't find in Google play store...

“Comedy policeman Dave”

Class from Boro Given the reasons for these sanctions, for Chelsea to seek to invoke sporting "integrity" as reason for the game being played behind closed doors is ironic in the extreme

"Senior government source" is code for the current Malcolm Tucker....hes not really holding much back here

Fuck off Chelsea, you’ve won more than anyone in twenty fuckin years with bent roubles and now you’re concerned with sporting integrity?

Leicester players have a history of downing tools too….the title winning squad did it to Ranieri six months after they won it….think it’s Vardy’s missus who’s the instigator

Villa are well financed but being run by Christian Purselow…. he was drummed out of Anfield iirc…thick with relative rookie Gerrard. Eddie Howe has had five and a half seasons as a premier league manager, Gerrard has had five months…

Sorry to hear @strawb it’s hellishly difficult, and it’s easy to say it will get better , but it will…

Am I right in saying the government have to agree to this proposed sale? ….. even for these amoral fuckin twats that’s going to take a lot of balls in the current climate… I expect they’ll find a way all the same…

Rare sighting of CT & Rents on manoeuvres….

So sorry to hear mate, not sure how much digitally getting things off your chest in this space helps but without trying to sound patronising but failing pretty miserably am pleased/encouraged/whatever that you feel able to do so....

<applause> @thebrokendoll

Am in bed not eaten anything since last night, current Mrs PL therefore thinks am dieing because she's never seen me like this...didn't sleep much last night, so am mostly just tired... You literally don't have to do anything, but the last instruction before it was all ditched was 5 days. So thats what I told them am taking and asked if I was going to get paid....still waiting for an answer...

Delaney did

How's your Monday going? ....am in a WhatsApp group with nine others all from the town where we live, one lad tested positive last week and two of us did this morning... am suggesting that makes the local infection rate "fuckin rife"

You’re suggesting that because Arsene was born in Alsace he’s part Fritz? 🤔

I'll take back what I said about you in the week Gemma, as cunts go you're not a bad one