PaddockLad

To me, Red Leicester is like the ginger bastard love child that everyone hates of the cheese world. I suggested this to the current Mrs PL who has since described me as "cheeseist" obviously if you're reliying on Sainsburys as a source your choice is going to be limited...blue cheese devotees might want to try our local Dorset Blue Vinney which is an unpasteurised treat round these parts with chilli jam on an oatcake....

Silly cunt doesn't know he's bssically describing Rob Lee or Gary Speed, a midfielder who could do everything that was asked of him in the centre of the park. Add Roy Keane, Bryan Robson , Patrick Viera for slightly better quality players who could do the same.

Andrew is definitely a candidate for "mild mannered tyrant of the year"

It should be pointed out at this juncture that tack can also be a word used to describe the accoutrements that are used to saddle horses, reigns, bit, stirrups etc Hope this helps Best regards Susie Dent's still warm saddle 🐴

Origi is going to Atlanta to replace Zapata who is going to....... ????.......

It was the early days of Internet dating I think.... minority sport minge.com

Welcome!

She suggested I did...I think there had been a lot of drink taken that night...

No, she didn't bring that nonsense into the boudoir... There was a moto gp lass who did suggest a curly black wig à la the old Valentino Rossi though

Everytime I see see NFL on the TV I think of her ... I was young(er)...foolish, crazy...on the piss in Newcastle regularly... yeah...

It's my firmly held assertion that the vast majority of NFL fans in the UK are currently between the ages of 50 & 65 and were thus reasonably young people in the 80s when channel 4 screened one live game a week, obviously on one of only four TV channels the nation had access to. An ex girlfriend of mine falls into this age category and was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, in addition to being a phenomenal sexual athlete. Not sure if the two things are connected but there you go

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CONCACAF FEST TONIGHT ON PREMIER

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"What do you call a small Kangaroo?" "Wallaby" "Thanks I'll have a McEwans export"

We quite often used it too... I distinctly remember one new years day game I was rough as a badgers ring piece until we got there and I drained an utterly beautiful pint of scotch after which I felt fuckin fabulous....then it was straight on to the more hard-core McEwan's 80/- that they did there as well 🤪

Did you work behind the bar in the Trent?...

Thought purple Aki was supposed to be a manc or a scouser?

Fuckin hell man

Was Blyth tory when he was born or whilst he was growing up there?