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Least am not fuckin Irish

There was a Dwight Gayle song in 2017...never heard it since and am fucked if I can remember how it went

You're spending all the cash you're saving on lasses drinks ya big girls blouse

Jimmy Carr's new business venture hits a snag https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-61153371?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[bbc.news.twitter]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]&at_campaign=64&at_custom1=[post+type]&at_medium=custom7&at_custom4=B4398BC6-C06B-11EC-8558-A9914744363C&at_custom2=twitter&at_custom3=%40BBCNews

Shirley after the disappointment of getting knocked out the cup at the weekend this is a very good time to be playing these despite their comparatively good season?

The Eddie Howe factor in numbers

Morning Darth, I’ve watched the winner a dozen times this morning and actually Dwight Gayle’s movement towards the near post in the build up to the goal took Soyuncu with him, creating the space for Bruno to run into and connect with Willock’s cross beautifully. Have a great bank holiday! best regards etc x

Canford Cliffs looking east at Easter through the morning haze to Bournemouth Pier.. am.on call till 11 when we get the train to Dorchester for lunch with friends and to get utterly cunted watching NUFC trounce the foam fingered happy clapper cunts from the east mids

Haven’t the err “more excitable” element of our support had an association with Shrewsbury that dates back to them all being banged up together after a ruck at Itlalia 1990?

First job: Give Trump his account back, just for doped-up shits and giggles

Apparently Israel have been sending people attempting to enter by some means or other to Rawanda so it seems a like a nice little cottage industry for them. Australia tried this with Nauru etc and in a decade processed 3000 individuals which cost the Aussie tax payer 400 million dollars. Johnson said the funding is uncapped, which suggests to me today is the first day of the campaign for the 2024 GE, despite the nationalities and borders act yet to have been approved by both houses of Parliament....

Pretty much this tbh...some interesting footage that I'd not seen but the story is well known. Whether it's accurate or not am not sure but Jim Rosenthal comes over as a decent sort character, almost everyone else outside his own family less so...

Bit of a dead cat to distract from Johnson breaking the law and lying to parliament too, fuck knows what they're going to come up with when he gets another 3 PCNs for turning Downing Street into a help desk for piss pots in 2020...

Calm down Gloom, they're only sending the brown ones to Africa...single males travelling in boats across the Channel. Didn't the mackems have "VISIT RAWANDA" on their shirts? Just send them to Wearside then, not much difference tbh

BBC2 now

And why did Allegra (I had one, fuckin piece of British Leyland shit) Stratton have to resign for inferring there was a party, when the PM said all rules he had personally made had been followed..?

Hes there to represent the interests of the City of London from wence he came and corporate finance cunts in general, so was Sajiv Javid. Both in favour of Brexit for obvious scrutiny avoiding reasons...

Its been a great game but frankly fuck Chelsea, they’re all cunts

FUCKIN TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN COCKNEY CUNTS

Sunak might fuck off back to the US to pointlessly line his already bulging pockets with more billions, the huffy wee shitbag. Johnsons going nowhere...its like a fuckin banana republic ffs