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If he kicks on next season we might struggle to keep him tbh….incredible job he’s done.

The Chelsea coach Emma Hayes agrees, the goals should be smaller….so should their shorts, and so should their tops…sorry, just came over all Sepp Blatter there for a second…

🙋‍♂️ but I fuckin should be

Whoever those trespassers are Troops I hope the club ban them, bloody liberty takers 🙄

Always a big fan of Agassi's missus... sort of nice,quiet, polite continental lass... but she looked like she could athletically fuck you half to death then play three sets v Martina without breaking much of a sweat

Dave’s just txtd me and he wants to know hairy xG v baldy xG

It was like an Agassi forehand to mid court, fuckin phenomenal

I’ve not spent the last six months constantly blathering on about it but yeah, I didn’t think there was a lot of hope and as I’ve outlined if an individual was super confident before last Christmas they were betting against all logical considerations. Gemmill is a jumped up smug smart arsed twat too, which has to be taken into consideration as well

There was massive uncertainty due to the new manager and how our ability to attract the right players in the window . Fair play you flipped a coin, called heads and it came up. Honest & practical assessment suggested we were down. No one has stayed up from the position we were in and the variables of new coach and transfer window made the whole thing look like a negative outcome. And this is Newcastle United, where we never find things easy. The improvement in the players Howe inherited has been bordering on miraculous. I don’t think even the most optimistic of us could see that happening. It’s at least on par with what SBR did in 2000.

No but it’s just taken me three minutes to straighten my fingers

Been decent in some games, less so in others. Done his job ok. I don’t get the need to point out he’s a fairly average footballer, the word SUPPORTER is a clue here…

I’ve watched the goal a dozen times….does Bruno put backspin on the pass to Miggy? …. he still had so much to do despite the quality of the ball in to him…. https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/highlights/crystal-palace-h-highlights-21-22/?utm_source=premier-league-website&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=website

Least am not fuckin Irish

There was a Dwight Gayle song in 2017...never heard it since and am fucked if I can remember how it went

You're spending all the cash you're saving on lasses drinks ya big girls blouse

Jimmy Carr's new business venture hits a snag https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-61153371?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[bbc.news.twitter]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]&at_campaign=64&at_custom1=[post+type]&at_medium=custom7&at_custom4=B4398BC6-C06B-11EC-8558-A9914744363C&at_custom2=twitter&at_custom3=%40BBCNews

Shirley after the disappointment of getting knocked out the cup at the weekend this is a very good time to be playing these despite their comparatively good season?

The Eddie Howe factor in numbers

Morning Darth, I’ve watched the winner a dozen times this morning and actually Dwight Gayle’s movement towards the near post in the build up to the goal took Soyuncu with him, creating the space for Bruno to run into and connect with Willock’s cross beautifully. Have a great bank holiday! best regards etc x

Canford Cliffs looking east at Easter through the morning haze to Bournemouth Pier.. am.on call till 11 when we get the train to Dorchester for lunch with friends and to get utterly cunted watching NUFC trounce the foam fingered happy clapper cunts from the east mids

Haven’t the err “more excitable” element of our support had an association with Shrewsbury that dates back to them all being banged up together after a ruck at Itlalia 1990?

First job: Give Trump his account back, just for doped-up shits and giggles

Apparently Israel have been sending people attempting to enter by some means or other to Rawanda so it seems a like a nice little cottage industry for them. Australia tried this with Nauru etc and in a decade processed 3000 individuals which cost the Aussie tax payer 400 million dollars. Johnson said the funding is uncapped, which suggests to me today is the first day of the campaign for the 2024 GE, despite the nationalities and borders act yet to have been approved by both houses of Parliament....