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loving Segundo Volante Dave 🤓 https://thesetpieces.com/gaming/fm18-project-new-player-roles-explained/#:~:text=The Segundo Volante is a,be hard to come across.

I'm here with my teapot to keep you lot from dying of an overdose of hope, its a public service free at the point of delivery . I'm basically TT NHS..... Gloom & CT are under observation. Preliminary tests suggest they need both a sedative and a straightener to level the soppy fuckers out. They've to share a bottle of bombay sapphire daily to keep them lucid yet morbid and be beaten around the head with a large inflatable bottle of Dog when they start to feel the need to wet themselves. Their pampers prescription was withdrawn at midnight on the 31st Jan in line with TT transfer window regulations Gemmill's prozac meds are being withdrawn pending a review forthwith, the happy clappy clown. Fucker carrying on as if he doesn't have a care in the world, who the fuck does he think he is, the Prime Minister?? ewerk isn't on any medication, he's dishing out punishment to those who are though as a leading enforcer for a paramilitary drug ring. You may have noticed a change in management here at TT recently?.well that was the result of a power struggle at the top of the organisation which resulted in a leading figure suddenly exiting . Obviously can't say any more at the moment but suffice to say Andrew may be the public face of this gig but it's still being run from Belfast, if you see what I mean 🤐 There will be another medication review this time next month. In the meantime remember: ITS NOT FUCKIN FOOTBALL MANAGER <message ends>

Agreed but that's not the point.....if it is a private jet job he'll stand more of a chance tbf...just remember SBR never starting Nobby after a return from Peru 20 years ago...

I imagine Eddie Howe's sports scientists won't allow their 30 million pound asset to play after the err "stress" of the journey. Bruce would have played him without a second thought and without as much as a kick about with his new teammates. If he arrives back Friday its difficult to see how he'd get quickly integrated into the group for a game on the following Tuesday.....

It's odds on Bruno won't start.. He'll be travelling for the next two days... Chris Wood will though if he's not riddled with the rona...

Yeah...she fuckin deserved it too...putting it out there to all the young bucks

SPOILER ALERT: we might not beat Everton

Greg Norman ie Mr Saudi golf.....not a fuckin dickie bird...

Wasn't that Bob Marley?

Hes the organiser, they were up in front of the magistrates getting fined 1000s

So few hits am not sure there's a comeback there

Reported

No one gave a fuck when he played for Clyde He's a repulsive violent sex offender so basically a northern mackem...

Been thinking about this...think you're right , but the fellah who sent the "bring a bottle" email, if he's deemed to be the organiser he's likely to be in court and get a proper fine rather than basically a parking ticket?..

You'd imagine so.... but the way thing are going I have my doubts...

Emma Barnett's old man used to run whore houses (Alleged) true story

Is he having difficulty editing his content? 🤔

Trippier, Wood, Burn…. Howe has possibly identified set pieces as the way to make up for our shyness in front of goal from open play. Burn doesn’t have much of a goal record but he’ll maybe be used as a decoy runner etc…. Very decent window overall, am eagerly awaiting @The Fish thoughts for the first time in my 13 years posting on here, was wondering why he was MIA yesterday?

The Rescue on Disney about the Thai boys football team trapped in the flooded cave & the rescue effort... brilliant 👍

I’ve blocked about 2/3rds of NUFC Twitter….the vast majority are insufferably immature unrealistic simpletons…. I still follow Dave though