PaddockLad

Well it’s a bit of a collaboration between me and Fist this week, maybe in the manner of Lennon and McCartney, where Lennon has been on the piss for three days, walked in on Macca who was noodling away at his gutair, scribbling down lyric ideas…he looks up and sees Lennon grab his bass from its stand and swing it in a wide arc above Maccas head, smashing it into his temple, breaking the neck of the Gibson semi-acoustic, blood and loose strings everywhere. Lennon then cackles like a deranged banshee, simultaneously taking his weapon out and pissing all over Maccas decade-old lyric note pad.

Well I suggested in the sub title that Wykiki can come up with something and a mod could edit it but it looks like Fist is taking over thread duties. He probably took his football home if he was losing when he was a kid too

This is what we usually do @thebrokendoll but another option is doing the same at Lewes, nice wee historic market town with poncey boozers selling over priced craft beer if that’s your bag

If this gets deleted by over zealous modgoons, I still want this as the first post, capisce?

It’s an ongoing project…facism. Coming to a western democracy near you soon!

I was too shocked to respond. Jambos are Rangers in fuckin purple 🤮

@Toonpack OH TO BE A HI-BEE

Not sure if someone posted this after the game yesterday? If they did am not sorry, it’s knicker-wittingly good

Happy Sunday!

Early days but should he stick to TikTok?

Fuckin hell Fab

Forest don’t have a shirt sponsor? 🤔

I’ve been busy 🤣

I can’t finish a 330ml can of beer tonight after drinking an amount of two before this one…. feeling ashamed I’ve opened a bottle of Highland Park

Whatever you say, I still love you both dearly 😘

@Rayvin You could be right, this is the other candidate…

Always with the details Dave, well done you I still knew there was trouble at the crisp munchers days before you mate. Sorry you feel bad about that 😘

Dave, mate, I understand how things might be difficult for you for you on here, what with a book writing Iberian genius regularly showing you up, let alone some Neanderthal who thinks xG is some sort of upgrade on a Fiesta xr2. But if we look at what you actually said it tells a rather different story (please see graphic attached) Now that certainly isn’t verbatim, but it’s pretty much what I said two days before you . I was aware of gossip about Schmeichel and Vardy and when I saw Fofana heavily linked with a move I thought there was something on. No one , including you, knew the contract situation till the Leicester lad came on here and put us in the picture. I don’t want or need an apology Dave, I want you to calm down for the benefit of the whole forum but chiefly yourself, or you’ll end up with a central heating pump where your ticker should be like that other self regarding drama queen who inhabits these parts.

They can both fuck off

Still underrated iyam…obviously recognised as a great player but look at the variety of goals here …

Is Watts a left back by any chance?

Did you mention it before Monday Dave? Did you? Did you really?