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You’re right, but Semenyo is now a known known, whereas Huijsen is a known unknown

Great price that mate 👍

How much are they? £80ish?…

Their player to watch isn’t Semenyo it’s the kid at the back Huijsen. Like a young Ferdinand but better and with a stronger command of the English language

I didn’t want to upset him… the Wolf Moon is on the wane, he may be fractious and sensitive….

Not sure if you’ve been before @MossSideBlue it was my favourite trip last season, the other two were fine but Paris is such an iconic city. I’ve been a few times before but not for football and we were with some Paris virgins and they were bowled over by the place. £10 a pint mind isn’t for the faint hearted. This was just before the teams come out, place was rocking…

My dad’s favourite player . And my mum’s. Whenever the Lawman appeared on tv she would always say “oh yeah Denis Law, we used to see him in the clubs in town, he had a big blue jag…” RIP. One of Man Utd & Scotland’s greatest ever players

Defender of the truth. I hate the royals but I like the sometimes inconvenient and disappointing truth…there’s a lesson for you all here I think

She shagged half of London whilst still married to the heir to the throne. No one with half a brain will be under any illusions about her. If there was evidence that Hewit was H’s father it would’ve been the biggest story since the abdication. There’s none because it’s not true….

Look at the huge stuff the press did (mostly via phone hacking) about the royals throughout the 90s and 2000s…. none of them have gone near the James Hewitt/ Harry thing because it’s not true. They, the “great British public” AND TT legend monkeys fist are all desperate for it to be true… it’s just not…

I haven’t even told you about Becky’s friends… Amazonian Tamzin the model and Samantha with the American boyfriend who did translating at the Russian embassy in her spare time… sorry if your life hasn’t been as interesting or colourful ☺️

You think 50-60 year old 8th in line to the throne is subject to the same level of security as the infant heir to the throne when the IRA were still operational? How quaint 😊

Good try but no dice. Di didn’t meet the galloping Major until she’d been sprogged x 2…according to my very posh ex public school girl 90s housemate Rebecca anyway…she said “well this is what people are saying but it’s frankly bollocks. How the fuck was she escaping the palace to get shaggged with baby William in tow along with 12,435 bodyguards?”

My Birmingham City supporting colleague (apparently all blues do the same) uses the acronym DVB for him ie dirty villa bastard

Sounds like you read the daily mail version of this…I think he tippled that his family were utter cunts and MM gave him the out?

Well, he’s self aware enough to realise the fuckin hideous gene pool he was spawned from was probably bad news for his own kids and he fucked them all off once the blinkers fell away. Unfortunately he’s been in Californian therapy suites for a decade so is now a gibbering self obsessed prick. Wouldn’t want to have a pint with any of them but it would be fun listening to him slagging his psychopath grandmother off for preventing her sister from marrying the man she loved and then doing the same to his own father 20 years later, then looking at his face when he silently acknowledges yet again that if daddy had married horse face in 1975 he wouldn’t exist

There’s some long forgotten bangers in this bag of utter fuckin delights, special mention for Sunshine Smile by Adorable (saw them do it at Reading 93 😎) and Blues for Ceaucescu by Fatima Mansions… not sure if they pass muster for you @sammynb but there is some Moose, Midway Still, Lush and Catherine Wheel to keep you happy

Fuck me. The winter nights must fly by…

is it Mariella Frostup or whatever the fuck her hurdy gurdy hassenfassen name was? .. is she still the voice of Orange Mobile customer services call centre options?

@MossSideBlue no names on last season’s ticket

I was there mate, I can’t really remember tbh We definitely got ID’d at the San Siro Dortmund was an utter clusterfuck, so I don’t think anyone got properly checked bar just the usual ticket cordons I’ll dig the ticket stub out see if my names on it. Sounds like this is a late message from PSG tbh, and if its physical tickets it’s fuckin abysmal that you haven’t got them already 😑

Why would AH (are they pif owned?) pay millions for a player they can have for nothing in 5 months?… or would they paying for “first option”? he’d have a lot of options this summer….

Fenway are taking the money this month iyam . Let’s hear what the self righteous pricks say after that

More news from the Cherries/NUFC multiverse: I’ve just found out my mate’s wife cuts Tindall’s mother in law’s hair