PaddockLad

Hes hardly featured all season, he’s a peripheral figure in most games. Half the time he appears (to me) to be hiding from the ball and half the time he’s in space and his teammates take a different option. Fuck knows why. I keep watching him and he looks half arsed. He’s also getting in the neck for his Brazil performances too apparently. There. I said it. (again 😆) Hes a brilliant player but he’s not showing it enough…

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/how-to-transfer-your-ticket-to-family-and-friends

You should try selling your jokes, good money as a writer. Don’t give the day job up just yet though

I think I saw the DJ one, broadcasting from a car park of retail park? “Chorley FM…. coming in your ears” Wasn’t aware there were more, they’ll likely be on All 4?

No… what was it?…

Just watching MOTD… think this may be Gemmill if Everton stay up again this season

Yeah Ritual DLH is class but Farrell is a boring nasal cunt. I think they were here in the UK earlier in the summer but I wasn’t that arsed 😏

GREEN ARMY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Contractually obliged to add “long old poke” ☺️)

Am in here somewhere… v Palermo 2006…

This morning Craig has basically written a review of his 2 pieces from yesterday I won’t link it but it says Eddie shouldn’t be having to answer questions about what a senior colleague has said. He’s undoubtedly right about that but it’s all driving traffic to the Mail website. Which I think is the point of three articles in 24hrs about someone’s nose being put out of joint

Is that via residency or marriage Billy? My mate’s wife was half French and half English. She’d only shave one armpit (My thanks, literally, to Bob Monkhouse for that joke ☺️)

https://www.coldstreamfc.co.uk/viewalbum/1003/5

WTF will we do without him?

Percy?…am surprised @thebrokendoll & @Howmanheyman aren’t sat in those potting sheds talking about their leaks

bien sur mon ami

Agreed. B in SCE ‘O’ grade French 1985

Thats really interesting mate cheers 👍

Well he was old skool pre “ten pound poms” breed, as far as I can make out SOCCER is followed mostly by those from more recent waves of European immigration? …

I quite like listening to those two, I hold my nose a bit for him with his Wall Street wise guy schtick but they do work well together . And as you say posh Katty is milf royalty 👸

It’s the ammunition it’s giving their opponents that is the thing for me, completely avoidable. Do you remember when they stopped school milk? I do. Thatcher is still known as the milk snatcher 50 years on

She isn’t the Ray of Light that the country needs right now…

Apart from her music. And her publicity stunt boyfriend(s) And re selling her old albums to those who have already bought them. Apart from all that…she’s not stupid enough to jeopardise all that she’s earned by getting cancelled by those whose womb the GOP wants to control