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Supposed to be seeing Tears for fears and Alison Moyet double header at Floors Castle Kelso on Friday night…that now “appears to be in jeopardy” as the saying goes…

Javid resigns again

Scottish ambulance service, in some ways fairly, declined to attend . They actually said 5 hours but I got the message. Crofter about 1 km away had 4 x 4 to get her off the beach to get to ferry. Got across and drove to Craignure to get ferry to Oban and she had to be supported by me and a member of Calmac staff up to the passenger deck as the fuckin cunts at Craignure terminal refused to let their wheelchair got to the mainland. There was one at Oban. So we’re here now. Am outside with the dog

Greetings from Oban A & E! This is the White Beach at the NE end to of the Isle of Iona, about 20 yards from where the current Mrs PL fell about 1130 this morning and badly sprained her ankle

Am thinking this gadge is a poster on here https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/hollywood-homeless-tragic-downfall-elswick-24362779

That’s the content I’m here for

No it’s more the one underneath, it’s basically one of your posts verbatim only without the words TORY BASTARD uttered in every other sentence

Is getting a vpn like a download thing? Can it be done on more than one device?…

Yeah have you done a YouTube tutorial or something for this apparent alchemy?

Think I’ve found @thebrokendoll’s Twitter account

It’s 1/2 that you’re getting laid next time you see her Craig, good work

Makes you think about the calibre of people entering parliament. Maybe we just hear about the oxygen thrives like this fucker the most and there are also decent people in the benches but I do think it’s a magnet for all sorts of borderline psychos/misfits/deviants all looking for power and the ability to hide in plain sight so they can try to get away with this sort of shit. The woman who stood for the tories in Tiverton locked herself in a room to hide from the media when the result came through. UK are basically in a proxy war with Russia as we speak and these are the sorts in parliament and trying to enter it ffs 🤦‍♂️ there’s also the likes of some of the 2019 intake who couldn’t dream of earning 80k a year anywhere else. That twat from Nottinghamshire who weighed in on his pride in his local food bank springs to mind, used to be a Labour Party official?

The Home Secretary Pritstick Patel won’t be happy with this

To constantly fill a stadium with a capacity in excess of say 65k would require continued success in the medium to long term. They’ve had a great nine months but ffs I think we all need to take a chill pill here. There is nothing guranteed in the PiF project. Man City can’t win the European Cup despite being at least a decade ahead of where we are. Sure we’ll catch up quickly to an extent but people need to throttle back a bit I think. If we finish 10th next season it’ll be a bit like the season we finished 7th under KK, we’ll still need a bigger ground but 70k+ isn’t realistic iyam. We’re not the only club capable of challenging for honours. Yes 50k regularly turned up to watch the shit Ashley served up but if you’re not regularly winning pots the 30k desperate to watch us next season will be a lot less committed after a few fallow seasons.

Spital Tongues still open? 🤔

You’re suggesting we sign Jesus and Pope in the same week, to go with Saint Maximan? (Stolen from Twitter 👍)

This journo with 145 followers seems very sure of what he’s saying

Memories la la la la laaaah

Lynch v Jenrick, no fuckin contest