PaddockLad

All those & West Ham are in a highly condensed pre World Cup European campaign. As our esteemed colleague @Gemmill has pointed out that puts ourselves and maybe Leicester & Wolves possibly on course for getting ourselves higher up than 7/8 by mid November

85%(?) of premier league players won’t be going…..you’d imagine they’re going to be on a bonus two month fuckin bender

He’ll use the Starmer get out, “workplace, quick drink, then back to work…see my shiny red box there?”…

The premier league shuts down from the 12th November till 18th January next season…..

New Year’s Eve 2014….Pardew had just walked and Carver had been appointed as caretaker…think we were being linked with two hotshot championship coaches… Eddie Howe & Uwe Rosler

Wor Flags are ok like but …..

ewerk is rumored to be getting a mention In the Queen’s Jubilee honours list for “services to shithousery” ….

New LB required

Aah I see… it was bait set to wind up other posters who may be looking forward to getting the odd ticket here and there during the forthcoming seasons… thankfully the chances of the East Stand getting an extra storey are about the same as the mackems signing Messi for next season

Spreadsheets is it?...... I'll give him fuckin spreadsheets

Who may I ask is “needing to be relocated” in the event of the capacity of SJP being increased?… not sure what you’re getting at… in the highly unlikely event of the East Stand being developed do you mean you’d rather sit there than where you sit now? And thus your seat would become vacant, giving someone the chance to sit where you’ve just vacated? How very benevolent of you

Fuckin Brighton fuckin West Ham 😒

Every 3 months

Brighton equalise….still 10th…

10TH AS IT STANDS!!!!!!!

Citeh

Need a West Ham goal…

Disallowed

I seem to remember something like that happening If the title looks wrapped up at HT in citeh’s favour but the relegation fight is still in the balance I’d like to think Sky might cut one of them and go to Turf Moor but there’s more chance of Lord Lucan flying to the moon on fuckin Shergar than Sky cutting short a Liverpool FC broadcast I was Brentford v Leeds all the way but now instantly regretting it due to the monotone drone in my headphones of that fuckin brummie gooner strap on Alan fuckin Smith 😒

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