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I took the dog out for a walk. 90 mins of Haaland is fuckin scarier than that Geoffrey Dhamer doc on Netflix 😱

She’s an acknowledged adulteress, and also apparently shared the current Chancellor of the Exchequer with the former Home Secretary Amber Rudd 😒

They’re being wilfully fuckin ludicrous now

Wicket the Wonderdog keen to watch Eddie’s away win Mags

https://www.skysports.com/premier-league-highlights/video/36504/12709455/fulham-1-4-newcastle-premier-league-highlights?dcmp=FulhamvNewcastle2022VOD

Hiya @Christmas Tree AKA fuckin Nostradamus 😆

Ome thing making an accurate assessment of how a game is going, it’s another to be needlessly & miserably pessimistic 10 hours before kick off

Youve watched decades of unadulterated fuckin shit and this is the hill you choose to die on? So much to be positive about but a few injuries and it’s “WAAAH WUH FUCKIN SHITE MAN AH CANNIT BELEIVE IT MAN 200 MILL IN A YEAR AND WUH STILL SHITE MAN!!!!” I don’t understand it. Anyway, stick your Mitro posts up your arses, this is the kid who’s going to haunt us today…

Ukraine applies to join NATO on the same terms as recently joined Finland & Sweden…same day as Russia “formally” annexes four areas of Ukraine… will that end the war? 🤔

Correct…he was 16…. I gave into temptation and looked it up, the 4th midfielder was Luis Fernandez

I don’t remember anything of Euro 84 (just the semis & the final were on tv?? I was 15 but I think that summer was spent chasing girls from the next village of exceedingly easy virtue 😉) but I saw a comment on Facebook which said that Zidane would’ve struggled to get in the French side in 84 as their midfield was so well balanced which sort of inspired me to have a mooch on YouTube… Six, Tigana & Battiston were the others?

Platini will forever remain an Olympic standard wanker but he was a fuckin great footballer https://youtu.be/IU9S9oaa-AU

Hiya Isegrim!!

Peter Withe?

Australian international? He’ll probably end up being fuckin brilliant but only available for 2/3 of the season due to being fuckin knackered from all the travelling to and from the likes Guam and Bhutan for World Cup qualifiers

Old age? Charlie done her with a pillow when she was having her afternoon nap, plain as day

Dan Snow on the PM’s media round this morning

Understand that NUFCs new data specialist is of Iberian extraction

Can she be removed by conference?

On the basis of that she should get her cards today

Pippa Crerar knew…..after her work exposing the no. 10 parties that got rid of Johnson I don’t think there’s a lot she doesn’t know…

Tory party conference next week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣