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I noticed an ad for the paid service on Twitter, isn’t it £7.50 a month?? Fuck that

The summer before his last season for Hibs he played cricket for Kelso, a fuckin great lad, had time for everyone and shagged every decent looking lass in town I wasn’t jealous of him or anything, no, nope..

Will Eddie Howe’s nephew just make the tea then?

Don’t judge everyone by your own low standards mate. Do you think the Falkland Islanders are Argentinian too, just because it’s nearby? In a world where men can legally identify as women am fuckin sure the descendants of the Ulster Scots Protestant immigrants (Scotland being part of “Magna Britannia” since 1603) to Ulster can legally identify as 100% British should they wish to…

I’ll see you there 🍺🍺🍺 This is a gig held over from 2020, you might want to check out the last two albums Colors and Hyperpace, he’s not released anything new since 2019 really

In what way aren't the loyalist community really British Kev?

In what is in some areas the most British part of the British isles? That’s spectacularly useless tbh…how the fuck have they managed that?

A frankly genius reply to this

What a depressingly predictable turn of events this is how some MPs got us to where we are now….

Difficult to know what was going on last night, tens of thousands of ticketless fans in the city, obviously fuckin useless UEFA organisation with mixed messages coming from them, .it’s does appear that the tear gas incident may have been caused by LFC supporters trying to get in with snide tickets (which were being advertised in the run up to the game) and not moving from the turnstile when denied access, so they shut the turnstile…lots of people saying this was the only turnstile open though?? https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/liverpool-champions-league-final-tear-gas-b2089741.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2OW3BYR8hgiXX_XKb7K-URP12qccqNEi7cAErM6_FpyteVw1b8vaj_now#Echobox=1653807806

Liverpool v Real Madrid in Paris for the European Cup has been done before… a game so bad I remember my old man turning the tv over to watch the other side m, despite my pre teen protests https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/18/liverpool-real-madrid-champions-league-laurie-cunningham

You going on the 16th @ Brixton or 18th @ Kentish Town? 🤔 is this one of your tracks?

I wasn”t sure somone sent it to me today and an Alice band… I said in a WhatsApp group earlier this week that I liked him, he’s not a dull media trained boring twat, and I thought what he said about Miggy was funny regardless of whether it was accurate or whether he was in a position to say shit like that… am fucked if I’m going to be offended on behalf of any millionaire footballer, we could sell Miggy (who I do like) and bring in a player who gets 20 goals and 10 assists in a season and we’ll mostly forget about Miggy pretty quickly…

Can anyone tell me who this player is?…

Wykkiki says he’s the bomb. Good enough for me like

Who the cunt who keeps getting it right?

This can only be good news.. Eddie Howe’s nephew makes me nervous #jordanibe20mill

Where does he feature on @Andrew's league table of journo accuracy? On mine he's 'blatant digital bullshitter, to be found in his mums spare room surrounded by crusty kleenex tissues"

HAVE THE FUCKIN YAM YAM CUNTS SEEN THIS? HAVE THEY EVEN GOT A @Diego21???

You’re not selling this to me tbh…

I feel like I’ve been digitally kneecapped by the bastard love child of Gloria Hunniford and Martin McGuinness

All his mates had asthma too