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But but but but.. spreadsheet dude said we’d need 67 points for Champions League? 🤔

You won’t find a post from me bricking it about Liverpool or anyone else You said we’d beat Villa.. wrong… You said Villas run would end .... well yeah fucking obviously it would at some point Einstein We’ll see if they get back on track at the weekend at Molineaux… I was genuinely interested in how Villa would do after you’d given us the spiel about how their run was actually not as good as ours. Am perfectly aware some stats suggest things you can’t see with your own eyes. This appears the be the case here, so like cheers Now pretty please with sugar on, your most esteeemed royal cuntishness, answer my question….. if us and the scousers both win our next games we’re guaranteed top four, right?

So if us & Liverpool both win our next games we’ve qualified for the champions league?

Here’s a simplified version of what Gemmill just posted, for the uninitiated it’s the pretty colours on the right. On my new website “cool stats for basic bitches.co.uk” we call it “last 5 games” and it’s a sort of handy “cut out and keep” guide to the current form of any given team. You can contribute to the website at patreon.com/stats?ifuckinshitemmush

I think he’s about as good as Murphy 🤷🏻‍♂️ The last time I saw him with my own eyes Manquillo playing at left back knew too much for him That was after he’d had to swap wings as he was getting absolutely fuck all change from Tripps. This was when we won 0-1 last season, Howe’s first win… @The Fish/some other spreadsheet/FM dweeb, am I right in saying Tomori has played mostly in a 3 during his career?…

Ive never seen this before because staunch die hard soopafan that I am I was in Australia at the time…. you’ve got a point on goals 1 & 3 like

CONFIRMED 😬

Wasn’t even going to post in this trivial pointless thread but in view of this news am going very strong on Leeds

He’s 29…. but if you’re going to bring older more experienced heeds in then a highly skilful recent World Cup winner is a good move. If there’s anything in this I imagine it’s either him or Maddison…probs not both but wtf do I know?…

“Sausage fingered nonce protector”

Good morning from Great Britain’s most fortified town Status: “still cunted”

Apparently we didn’t sell out a midweek fixture at Goodison after two relegations under Ashley and never took our full allocation ie the upper section of the Bullens stand, this according to a certain section of EFCs twitter fanbase qualifies us as the worst football supporters EVER! As I said to one of them the other night what they’re not quite realising yet is that they’re very likely just at the start of the process we endured under Ashley, I also added that I wouldn’t wish him good luck because virtually no one gave a fuck about us when we went through it, they can fuck right off

We should get Pickford in 🤣

If you consider Gazza & Beardsley to be the best players you’ve seen for NUFC then Isak is also in that bracket after the last month. If he stays 2/3 seasons he’s probably going to be the greatest player in the club’s history

Greetings from Liverpool 🤣

FAIR

It’s not even been a contest. We gave Man City a better game at their place

Pharq what a goal….

Ok Obi Wan Adobe, whatever you say mush

Who are we playing again tomorrow night? 🤔