PaddockLad

Only 3 in 10 players finish the chance Longy missed in the first couple of minutes???

I’m here to police the line between light hearted inter city jocularity and deranged regional based bigotry . You should’ve received an email , maybe check your junk? hope this helps best regards PL

They’ve got Arsenal in the FA cup between the two legs. We’ve got the weekend off

You can’t generalise about the population of an entire city Dave. Coming from Seaton Delaval I can see why the working classes might upset someone as sensitive as yourself but ffs you’re sounding like Stevie

Man City are brilliant but I feel we’ll have a chance, they’ll always leave space for us because they’ll come and attack us 🤷🏻‍♂️ and we know we can exploit that nowadays Man Utd are much improved under Ten Hag. Mind if you look player for player there’s not many that I’d take over who we’ve got…. maybe Rashford, maybe the Varane we saw in Qatar? 🤔

So is Drre not only a doctor but also a lawyer? 🤔

ok am waiting…

It was a newspaper advert for the broadcast of an European tie on channel 5 whilst Gullit was manager , the spiel was something like SEXY FOOTBALL, CHANNEL 5 TONIGHT AT 7 :45pm Then the mocked up picture of Batty below . Google doesn’t appear to have the original advert in full but that might just be me being useless (I’ll get HMHM or the broken doll to have a go, they’re internet genii ) The game was almost certainly v Partizan Belgrade in the old cup winners cup which I think was the only European game Gullit was in charge for. Happy to be corrected on that..

There’s a 2 in 3 chance we’re going to get one of the ugly sisters from mancyland in the semis, I think all talk of the final should be banned

FA cup fourth round fortuitously scheduled for the weekend between the two legs of the semi final

“Don’t fuckin mess ya cunts” Like a Brazilian Begbie 😆

Having a good season , mostly unsung 👍

That’s affirmative

So we’re on sky, does that mean because it’s the Carabao there’s no streams for Man Utd at Old Trafford v Charlton ??

fate is inexorable

“ghan hame” in kale valley… talking of which Lucas De Bolle ripping it up for Hamilton Accies at the moment btw

We should make a Toontastic retirement crèche, put the non productive and pre senile like you and Robin Robin in it

It’s fuckin lovely isn’t it? We’d say “tway” for two, which I realised when we went to Breda in the UEFA cup is precisely how the Dutch pronounce “two” ie as in Willem II F.C. who play in nearby Tilburg, a local explained the club is named after Prince William the 2nd, or as they say “Willem Tway” …. I’ve since learned the make up of the Anglo Saxons who settled the north east and eastern Scotland were from all over what is now northern Germany, Denmark and Holland, and some of how they spoke is still with us today 👍

“Nae twa doots”

Was giving this a miss then started to regret it, but I’ve not been out the house since Friday with a rotten cold so I wouldn’t have been going anyway….not sure if that’s a win? 🤔

Stand by for a knock at the door this weekend if I get nicked @Gemmill I’ll send you a visitors pass from jail , bring a cake with a file in it :D