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If it wasn’t for his injuries Calum Wilson would be nailed on for Qatar. He still might squeak it. But Southgate is a bit risk averse…

Are you here all week?

Brazilian coach Tite in attendance tomorrow….a feast for him to assess… Phil Coots Doogie Luiz Bruno Big Joe Think it’s a hard squad to break into 3 weeks before the start of the World Cup if you’ve not been picked before..

PM incoming

They’re preaching to the converted mate. No one who needs to listen will do so…

Smug media wankers in a circle jerk about how correct they are. And they are. But there’s something nauseating about the three of them together. I hate people who are that fuckin pleased with themselves

missed this will try to get it on bbc sounds…are they by any chance touring a “classic album” sometime soon? … after the state Evan Dando was in I think I might pause before I take the plunge tbh…

yeah but then you can run back into an onside position to receive it

It seems nuts but I think you can if when the ball is played the receiver of the ball is in an offside position. Not seen a replay of last night but this may have been the case? ..is Kane offside when the ball is passed/gets a deflection then receives it in an onside position?

Married his 14 year old cousin, brought her to uk on tour, scandalised a nation. Bunch of fuckin hypocrites

I think there could be further shit on Braverman in the Sunday papers. It will look fuckin appalling for Sunak and the tories in general if she has to leave cabinet twice in a month. Good. He & they appear to have learned nothing .

I had to undo the buttons on his flies in the toilet of another boozer last summer because he was too pissed to do it himself and I wasn’t going to see him literally piss himself in public… I did re count this episode on this esteemed forum at the time

1. The girl doing the quiz was a former competitor in big brother 2015 apparently. A half Sri Lankan Dundonian called Sam Kay https://instagram.com/samkay_fitness?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 2. Gazza staggered into the bar half way through the quiz. I didn’t touch his cock this time. He saw some lads who looked as if they might be able to get him some ching and disappeared with them. 3. We won the quiz due to getting 23/24 in the music round which was exclusively answered by our next door neighbour Laura who has two degrees (Film and Nursing) and PE teacher/LTA employee Michelle. This was made an even greater achievement by the fact that said aforementioned X factor bird sang the songs that we had get the title and performer(s) for and only a few bars at that We’re going again next week, if we win I’ll be doing a thread that I will update every Wednesday morning

This is being used as a pub quiz name this evening

You’re now following Peter White on Twitter?

Peter White tbh

I once played against all time great NUFC hero god Wayne Fereday at 5 aside, he was just ridiculously good. Knew where to receive the ball in space without moving very much, and if you did get within two yards of him he took the ball past you as if you weren’t there

not having it Fake news. Worse than Gloom

tbf isn’t that a zebra finch?

For clarification this isn’t a spoof

Regardless of the personnel on the pitch Eddie always has a plan. The one(s?) on here (that’s you CT ) and more to the point the dozens of them on Twitter who are constantly bitching about the likes of Longstaff, Murphy, Fraser etc in a way show so little faith in the manager, no idea of the concept of a transfer window and what is actually achievable in one, and a blatant failure to understand what’s happening in front of them on the pitch. You can spot a poor player? Fuckin well done you. Do you know we don’t need 14 world class players to beat teams in the premier league? Apparently not… as you can tell , that attitude drives me round the fuckin twist… at a time when things are so positive they just bring everything fuckin down….

He’s well placed to get the Koh I Noor diamond removed from Camillas crown before the coaronation and sent back to India where it was stolen from