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Not having that son, Cox is milf royalty

🙋🏻‍♂️ The girl that lives opposite us is from Cape Town and is a fabulous person. And her brother lives round the corner, he seems canny too. He can’t understand a word I say mind, the fuckin cunt

Hope brave Sir Knights of football hasn’t poured his mortgage into this venture

Looks like Hoddle saw Batista coming towards him and fuckin bricked it Definitely a foul but there’s no guarantee that’s ruled out today, it’s still people making a judgement call, look at our disallowed goal v Crystal Palace…

So why would Maradonna’s second goal be ruled out by VAR? 🤔

Agreed

Decline in traditional industry in Scotland and specifically in the communities that housed its employees has also contributed. Not enough skills, too much skag

Happy “let’s not tax oil companies, let’s shut libraries and sack lollipop ladies instead” day folks School of thought that it’s not required anyway and that it may be just another exercise in cutting the size of the state, quelle fuckin surprise etc https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63573989

I think it’s an increasingly popular opinion round these parts but the reality is somewhat different

Is there a chance if he doesn’t get the GOP nomination to run for POTUS in 2024 he’ll run as an independent and completely split their vote? There were three candidates in the ballot when Clinton won, the independent dude had big ears but his name escapes me

Yeah it’s not a real World Cup if beer n ching laden ENGERLAND fans aren’t throwing plastic chairs across city centre plazas whilst simultaneously getting water cannoned by the local Polizei * *Unless it’s Russia of course where the penalty for such behaviour is conscription to the army to fight in Ukraine, or if the offence is particularly heinous the stiffer sentence of deportation back to Sunderland, Wigan or Wakefield is mandatory

“The first casualty of war is the truth” and I don’t live in fuckin sandbanks

Yeah unfortunately some senile old codger on holiday in Bali is the only source for that

Am I right in assuming that NATO will do the square root of fuck all?

That’s superb 👏👏

You’ll all love this, so will your line managers… I got 59 in 20 mins…

Your stats aren’t wrong, just unnecessary

First para, yes point taken, your post did appear on my screen this morning without context though The rest is STBO . You need to realise I agree with you. Who you need to be having it out with is the likes of Gloom who thinks it’s on.. You know I still love you Gemma 😘

Doesn’t this 2.7 figure only come into play if Arsenal maintain current form though?It’s fairly obvious to me that on their current form we’d need to exceed what they’ve done so far to catch them and pass them seeing as we’re 7 points behind them and they’ve got a game in hand, which would be nigh on impossible for the current NUFC. We’ve both come to the same conclusion. Sorry if you and Dave need a spreadsheet for that

Who’s the fuckin toddler who needs an abacus to tell them that? Again, to reiterate: stats have a vital place in football , but some come under heading of “STATING THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS” this being one such occasion

Aye he wasn’t picked for the squad in 1990 & England didn’t qualify for USA 94. Not sure if he was captain in 96 or Shearer was? I read his book and he describes meeting MvB years later in a restaurant in France after Wenger had become Arsenal manager, he was recuperating from an injury and MvB told him not to even think about retiring and to play as long as he could which I think he went on to do…

Definitely recorded for Euro 1988 in Germany… two giveaways, unmistakable Stock Aitken & Waterman production and a very young Tony Adams about to be tortured half to death by Marco Van Bastard

He passed through my old stomping ground yesterday, crossed the border at the Carter Bar, which is a climb with 3 hairpins which takes you to about 500m ….it’s fuckin brutal. He’s at Kingston Park, SJP and finishes at the Riverside in Chester le Street today…I think the honours system is largely nonsense but if anyone deserves a knighthood it’s Kevin Sinfield 👍

I’ll sell you this idiot for a tenner Dave