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This doesn’t look good…one of the biggest non league clubs in Britain…

Yes, I meant Chris Needham

Yeah but they’re colonials…wallaby husbandry and mullet care are further up the curriculum than basic French

From this playlist… you’re all welcome

Am properly going to have to check Al Needham out… I take it was supposed to be a spoof sort of thing? Anyway… this morning you can have this..I’ve just driven into Weymouth listening to it and I was so distracted I nearly crashed the van

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I can’t believe a literal pensioner who drives a fuckin FORD KUGA is saying this Next time am passing your Lauderdale retirement trailer park am swinging in for a burn up, then we’re going to the Golden Bannock for a gallon of beer as an apéritif…..then we’ll see the doddery cunt is ya cunt 🫵😆

Where does my 2.0 GLA rank on the old Gemommeter automobile scale? (Petrol for a nice 6 seconds 0-60 ☺️)

I think this is a lot to do with it… the FA have looked at the talent available at the moment and can’t seriously see Carsley in charge of Jude Bellingham and Angel Gomes in spite of his success with the U21s. The alternative was Lampard or Gerrard who’d get respect in the changing room but have been shown to be fuckin useless. Once they’ve been ruled out it was a simple decision. They might as well shut that St George’s gaff down. The clubs produce the players but can’t produce the coaches. Because there’s huge money on offer to foreign coaches in the PL who have proved themselves to be canny operators on the continent. Are Brentford going to appoint Mark Robins or Michael Carrick if Franck was to go to Man Utd? There’s your problem. The FA have done what the clubs do, get the best man for the job with the (in this case considerable) money on offer

So he’s a distinctly worse coach than Gareth Southgate?…

Tuchel: done deal https://www.thetimes.com/article/a9a95a24-cf72-40dd-bff0-31f94fbdf449?shareToken=c1e8bac838b563a87ea6ad3402f982fe

Funny you should mention Tuchel and Man Utd 😆

Ok, who do we actually think told him to his face? ☺️

It’s my favourite film too….saw it in Houston before it came out here… it was around the time NUFC were getting knocked out of Europe by Bilbao.. I found out the result by coming across a fortnight old copy of the Observer @Renton without googling what should’ve been the end of the film?…

Does anyone want to to hear my Fereday 5 a side story again? 😀 TL/DR : he’s a cunt 😑

Quinn McGee Dillon Smith Stimson Fereday Gallagher Gallagher last seen as manager of Morrisons in Berwick

Names?…

Just seen Germany’s right sided attacking player nearly break the fuckin net with a brilliant goal on his debut v the Netherlands. Jamie Leweling. Plays for Stuggart. Had one well chalked off for offside in the first half too. I will now hand over to unser bruder @Isegrim for the lowdown on the cunt

Am aware. Reverse thrusting rocket boosters into a basketball hoop is cool as fuck though. Not heard the Cure stuff yet, but rest assured the now semi-permanent Mrs PL is getting a bulk order of Kohl eye treatments in from a variety of cosmetic suppliers 😒

Musk employs some brilliant engineers