PaddockLad

They’ve been guilty of it too, that’s why it’s only two nil and not two all

Still a quarter left get the next goal and see what happens…

Fuck off

4 chances

Maybe not 🤷🏻‍♂️

Joe for Joe

Pep giving Longy a lecture

That’s a booking for Ake, out of control

Am a long way past annihilating those in black and white. The clue is in the word “supporter”

Fanks 😀

Agreed . Has this been approved by the TT acronym committee? 😡

Tbh that’s about as well as we’ve played there in years You can pick issues out all over the pitch tbh, but that’s tempered by us playing one of the best sides in Europe. We should be level pegging with them. Our xG stats will be interesting for that half or we could just count the chances we’ve missed . Put one of them away and it’s a different game. There’s still not a hellish lot wrong with this side 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve had three gilt edged chances to score. A top 4 side is taking one of them

Unlucky Longy

Paging Eddie Howe: “Honeymoons over bollock breath. See them that loved you 6 weeks ago, they now think you’re a cunt ”

I want Eddie’s high press shithousing Mags back. We haven’t really played with any real intensity for fuckin months

Part of the British coronation ceremony is the monarch being “anointed” with this special oil. They get the oil directly from God I think, none of that cheap Sainsburys crap for us

Palace.. didn’t Steve Coppel manage them about 3 times? 🤔

You’ve got Lazio v Napoli tonight Ciaomanheyman

Dave Basset Neil Warnock Joe Royle Chris Coleman Alan Pardew Tony Pulis

He’s a celeb https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21476283/newcastle-mark-gillespie-lifestyle-wag-carabao-cup-final/amp/

Can’t fault your thinking but a better young keeper than Gillespie is likely to be getting first team football in the championship, or league 1 at the least 🤷🏻‍♂️

Not sure if ex chairman of the young conservatives Nick Robinson would do that to a serving Tory cabinet minister but yeah, more please

As the old saying goes “Matt & Luke make me puke”