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Jordan Henderson…..first time I saw him play was when we fuckin twatted the orcs 5-1 at SJP. There’d been a lot of hype about him but I remember thinking “hah they’ve got their own Jack Colback now “ …. so yeah that’s proved somewhat inaccurate Great career and comes over as a good lad

Are you a real doctor then? Like is that your side hustle?

We came out the Amex very pleased with a point that day 👍

Mid table pointlessness, the battle for 8th 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Did you give it a go? I’ve listened to nothing else for 6 weeks

Yeah that’s fair. We got into the top four with Chris Wood playing half our games though. The standard isn’t as high as we think. It’s the amount of games that we’ll struggle with iyam

Did you seen what the likes of Man City and Napoli were doing to some of the sides in the last round? Not suggesting for a minute that we’re anywhere near competitive with them atm but ffs, we’re miles better than some of the dross getting out of the groups. It’s just a matter of increasing the squad with enough quality players to complete in the league & cups too

He’s taking the piss now

Harsh that Gloom, but tbf every time he appears arguments erupt immediately

It’s ok lads, my new fangled google machine says it just counting again, I mean who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️😀

Wooooah there spreadsheet dude, what is this xA of which you speak?? 🤔😧

Think you’re right but he’s possibly on trial.. at the end of the season it’ll be a cost/benefit analysis….did he do enough or will the FFP factor mean the club can do more with his transfer fee and wages?… 🤔

“arr ehy our Damon am made up for the Toffees lad”

yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss in a Brookside stylee

“Vacious”…..must be a cross between vacuous and viscous? 🤔

Top editing skills there TS

Stats apparently “mean absolutely fuck all” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Roll necked nonce

UNITED (if I didn’t know better I’d strongly suspect that the lad singing here is @thebrokendoll )

UNITED

Don’t know who the sky interview dude is now but he knocks Geoff fuckin Shreeves into a cocked hat

Can we as a fan base start appreciating the level Willock & Lomgstaff are playing at this season please? Not a cap between them . Jamie Redknapp agrees, seeing McGregor and Mount in there is fuckin sickening man

Neville calls it, cheers Gary