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Just wait a cotton picking minute here people, the sage has already spoken on this issue…surprised this hasn’t been posted yet…

Hmmmm….wonder who? 🤔

Not a bad game for a friendly, some heeder from Ashby for the winner

Has Gordon had a day off?

“Hi Alan, we’ve agreed a fee of 40 mill with Al-Allahabad Athletic for you , you’re free to speak to them” “I want to stay!” “Alan, we’ve agreed a fee of 40 mill with Al-Allahabad Athletic for you, you’re free to speak to them”

Dunno but NUFC Twitter losing its shit because ASM hasn’t travelled and is therefore en route to Jeddah to witness the latest beheadings or something

Has anyone seen the match day squad? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fairly convinced that the only reason we’ve sold out an 8k away end on a school night is because it’s not actually a school night for actual school children

That’s a new one on me Dave , very apt though

Congrats strawb mate, just be sure to put pics up of the happy event so we can feel more involved and definitely not be nosey bastards making judgmental comments about your new missus

Because, as previously mentioned, he was one of the best players in the world last season. That’s a massive difference if we use a transfer fee from our own owners to finance a move for one of the best players in the world. I think it’s highly unlikely. But I think there’s a good chance that ASM will go to Saudi…

Going to say it now…despite PiF blatantly helping Chelsea out earlier in the window I think it’s an incredibly bad look for us to sell anyone to a Saudi club owned by PiF. If it were another club we’d all criticise it to say the least . I don’t think our owners have done much wrong since they’ve bought us, the shit that’s been chucked our way has been largely jealousy. This is different, it’s gaming to gain an advantage in the transfer market. All that being said, if we end up with one of the best young attacking talents on the planet in kvaratskhelia my principles will very likely be out the fucking window the moment I’m in a football ground and see him in a black and white shirt

Don’t know if you noticed Gemma spending a precious Saturday morning sorting an IT issue on here then gloating about it a few weeks back? Same energy

Agree with every word. No one had survived from the position we were in. I wasn’t too disappointed after we appointed him, mostly due to being fairly resigned to relegation anyway. I thought he’d be good in the championship with a decent budget but his previous struggles with Bournemouth didn’t fill me with hope of staying up. Happy to be proved wrong..

My Bournemouth mates annihilate me for my periodic slaggings of EH during his tenure at AFCB. Happy to admit to being 100% wrong, whilst pointing out that there was nothing in his record to suggest he was the right fit at the time he was appointed to the job at NUFC 😀

Lots of fuckin FIFA/FM ninnies on the bird app filling their nappies in mid July We could often accurately predict what would happen in a window under Ashley and penfold. It’s different now, we absolutely don’t know more than Ashworth, Eddie and their backroom teams. I’ve just read some foetus saying “OMG I CANT BELEIVE WE’LL BE HEARING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC WITH ALMIRON AND BURN STOOD IN THE LINE UP” its just such a crock of shit….no one outside of the NUFC training ground knows what’s going on. If I had to guess there’s something about Diaby that doesn’t suit top clubs’ approach to the game ie pressing ability. Fully intend to enjoy what’s left of the summer and then enjoy the season, it’s going to be fuckin great 😎

Now then Tynemouth Timmy, the Malhotra group have got a nice little portfolio if you should ever desire to lower yourself 😆 https://malhotragroup.co.uk/leisure/venues/

My mates Clock 10% loyalty card, picture taken on the bar of the actual Clock approx 40 mins after full time v Southampton last season

Meltdown at the Wearside League for Middle Eastern Human Rights (formed Oct 2021)

Less than 50 posts in 13 years and this is the precise moment you decide to get animated??

Yeah I thought the same, it would be beautifully fuckin poetic for Murdoch & his goons at the sun if they were charged with blackmailing him. Looks like Murdoch wants to kill the bbc before he dies. I have more contempt for him, his shitty family, and his various lieutenants over the years than I have for just about anyone else on the planet..