PaddockLad

Yes I am oh wise one

Some duds no doubt (see also every other decent manager) but “a ton of absolute shite” is frankly bollocks. There’s 4 still in the squad ffs https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/09/the-23-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united-signings-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/

He alludes to our missed chances but not that particular episode. Someone was telling me Burn should’ve “done better”… I said the ball hit him on the arse and because he wasn’t ball watching, he was doing his job properly…. “he should still have done better, fucks sakes” 😬🤪😒🙄

I’ve had a very stressful morning

Burn 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ how the fuck did I miss him

Hall Murphy Dummett Longy Anderson Miley ? ? ?

Galatasaray through…not sure if their coefficient gets them into pot 3? 😬

Dave’s burner accounts are cropping up everywhere now

Saw Dave mooching on Twitter yesterday morning but when you need the fucker he’s never around 🤷🏻‍♂️ (his apprentice has obviously bottled bringing it up when he was on earlier, probably shows that xG is just counting again )

Bringing on Harvey Elliot changed the game for Liverpool iyam . After we’d missed all those chances Klopp saw his chance for 15 mins of mayhem with Nunez up top but they needed to feed him. Us missing those chances allowed it but to me Klopp was tactically very good at the end

Yeah the subtleties of the Sunni v Shia conflict are lost on those cunts Omid Djalilli is always tweeting this stuff, they’ll be a target in his back..

Just thought this took incredible courage. Cunt wasn’t expecting a fight back. The sort of fucker who ended up in the dock at Nuremberg after his shifts at Auschwitz https://twitter.com/omid9/status/1696215393885462963?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ

Am fairly sure I went in it when it had this sign which couldn’t have been later than 1987, have no idea who owned it at that point 🤷🏻‍♂️

How do you do that ewerk? Is it something to do with leprechauns and the dew collected from a four leaf clover at dawn this morning?

Anderson in Scotland squad… I think there’s a chance he pulls out of this before he gets a full cap tbh…

Cheers mate, paired with an Italian cut light blue linen suit and definitely not that capital offence against taste BROWN FUCKIN SHOES… I had a beautiful pair of M & S navy blue suede belters, just like The King

Hmmm…🤔 https://x.com/danielstorey85/status/1695829160466288960?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ fuckin no chance of that but it’s a good point. Can they still tag a game on for a “frivolous appeal” or whatever the fuck they call it?…

It’s the start of this week’s campaign to get the red rescinded. It’ll probably work too

We missed a host of chances to put the game away before they scored. Same generally as last season then? And the same goes for every two bob Sunday league side shat into existence. You get nothing you don’t properly earn at this level and both their goal and their red card were questionable… actually laws of the game it’s a definite red but if you can’t take proper advantage then it’s down to us. Those red pricks didn’t give up for a second and that’s why a manager who’s won a title and a European cup has them playing for him. I hate the fritz bastard but he’s a very good manager who motivated and manipulated them to a brilliant win. Looks to me that their midfield re build is going very well for them at the minute. Do we need a right winger who’s a better finisher? Probably . Half of us were calling this a 9/10 window last week (I wasn’t but it’s been very good) so we can’t have it both ways. Our much maligned right winger hit the post and their goalie were magnificent . Put it down to experience ffs. Don’t judge 22 months of progress on one fuckin calamity. Why wasn’t Isak getting proper service before we’d made a substitution? Because they were playing 3 new midfielders they’d signed this summer who didn’t give Bruno a chance to dominate. They’re fuckin good players too and Gumaries is looking increasingly like a red herring for us. We know how good he can be but regardless of what people wish to accept he’s not fuckin doing it and we don’t have the depth to cover and change it. Yes he’s the lynchpin but we never at any point had dominance in the centre of the park yesterday and until we do that regularly v the “sky 6” then we won’t regularly get positive results v them. We need to stop thinking we’re Brazil 1970 with the entitlement that apparently brings and look at the actual game and why Howe made those subs. I’d agree that he appeared to be going through his predictable motions but Tonali and Gordon hadn’t influenced play for 15/20 mins when they were replaced as far as I could make out. Appears there are only predictable alarm bells about this at full time long after that horse had bolted. Twitter is a predictable shit show of infantile wankers obviously but there is at least one grown up in the room. This is precisely how I felt at full time…it’s got nothing to do with tactics or subs, it’s just sometimes as we all know deep down you sometimes don’t get what you deserve from football. There’s more football cliches available, I’ve got fuckin 100s of them and they’re all true https://x.com/georgecaulkin/status/1695857026851545467?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ

Am fortunate even those cunts can’t spoil this

IVE NOT READ THE THREAD BUT CAN MOST OF YOU STOP BEING MASSIVE FUCKIN FANNIES PLEASE 🙏🏻

In a way yeah but it just smacks of Hope looking at the worst of twitter and taking his cue from there… shoddy as fuck tbh