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Abidal has come straight from the b ball court 🤣

Currently listening to Kendal Rowan on 5live…fairly sure she wasn’t born the last time we played a CL group game? 🤔 (she spoke ok tbf, wants all the big clubs rather than an easier group.. I get that 👍)

If I don’t hear this sung at the Amex on Saturday it’ll barely be worth turning up 😒

If FFP means that academy graduates are now just being brought through to create pure profit to balance massive transfer outlays it sort of makes a further mockery of a system which was utter bullshit in the first place

1700 GMT

Feyenoord Real Madrid Crvena Zvezda Mixture of glamour, ease of travel and off the beaten track/winnable 👌

.com seem to think this will be the pots…

Royal Antwerp and FC Copenhagen through with PSV 🤗

Well yeah ok. Seltz and Muto were signed specifically for the Premier League ie after promotion? I’d maybe say that’s fair. But you’d have to also say you’re not dealing with player consistency in that price bracket. Any of them signed after relegation present Rafa’s major problem…how do you get premier league performances out of championship level players….because it’s obviously hard to sign PL standard players in the championship… all the time dealing with Ashley’s championship level budget…given all that, most of the others were decent in the championship but struggled in the PL. So there’s a bit more to it that them merely being “shite”; as someone said earlier, that’s precisely where Ashley placed the club 👍

Take it to Yorkshire mate. I didn’t say it hit Burn on the bum in the first place

Yes I am oh wise one

Some duds no doubt (see also every other decent manager) but “a ton of absolute shite” is frankly bollocks. There’s 4 still in the squad ffs https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/09/the-23-rafa-benitez-newcastle-united-signings-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/

He alludes to our missed chances but not that particular episode. Someone was telling me Burn should’ve “done better”… I said the ball hit him on the arse and because he wasn’t ball watching, he was doing his job properly…. “he should still have done better, fucks sakes” 😬🤪😒🙄

I’ve had a very stressful morning

Burn 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ how the fuck did I miss him

Hall Murphy Dummett Longy Anderson Miley ? ? ?

Galatasaray through…not sure if their coefficient gets them into pot 3? 😬

Dave’s burner accounts are cropping up everywhere now

Saw Dave mooching on Twitter yesterday morning but when you need the fucker he’s never around 🤷🏻‍♂️ (his apprentice has obviously bottled bringing it up when he was on earlier, probably shows that xG is just counting again )

Bringing on Harvey Elliot changed the game for Liverpool iyam . After we’d missed all those chances Klopp saw his chance for 15 mins of mayhem with Nunez up top but they needed to feed him. Us missing those chances allowed it but to me Klopp was tactically very good at the end

Yeah the subtleties of the Sunni v Shia conflict are lost on those cunts Omid Djalilli is always tweeting this stuff, they’ll be a target in his back..

Just thought this took incredible courage. Cunt wasn’t expecting a fight back. The sort of fucker who ended up in the dock at Nuremberg after his shifts at Auschwitz https://twitter.com/omid9/status/1696215393885462963?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ