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I mean look at this, they had to build the motorway at virtually its highest point around this farm because the pig ignorant awkward Yorkshire bastard of a farmer wouldn’t accept the compulsory purchase order for all the money on the fuckin planet

The vocalist has a major Geordie connection, 10 points if you know without googling…

For the avoidance of doubt, Luton’s main rivals are Watford. Cunts hate each other. It’s often more intense when it’s two different towns/cities I reckon, because the average football supporter is less likely to have day to day contact with their nearest rivals eg in the same workplace. Especially if they’re in different divisions…

Hmmm…won the league by 5 points despite strengthening the team that finished second…they’ll probably look at Dan Burn in our defence, smirk and do it anyway

Loan for KP is low risk

Neither me nor the current Mrs PL have children. I’ve seen on numerous occasions “mumzillas” ask her how old her kids are and when they get the answer in some cases I’ve seen them almost physically recoil from her. It upsets her a great deal for a variety of reasons. It’s just so horrendously fuckin rude to make someone talk of these things

You seem to be suggesting that we disagree on this point?

Two “catches” were cheating Bairstow’s wicket was gamesmanship 🤷🏻‍♂️

What do you do now Cummins you fuckin shithouse??

Fuckin hell Stokes is livid and no wonder. Looks like the Aussies are more than good enough to win the game without gamesmanship or outright fuckin cheating but can’t fuckin well help themselves

Yeah it is. I thought their decline had been arrested a few years back but this is a new low. I won’t be pathetically partisan and profess a love for the Scotland cricket team but the symbolism of yesterday is huge for them.Think they’ve still got to win another game to qualify for the WC though?…

TMS heeds think we’re seeing a new brand of cricket being born mid test

This is a fuckin farce and it’s just cutting down the time for the Aussies to take 10 wickets 😏

“the top 10 best records in the history of the UK charts are all produced either by Giorgio Morodor, Nile Rodgers or the Gibb Brothers, with a honourable nod to ABBA”

A draw is what is required. Precisely the sane start as “Botham’s Ashes” in 1981

This seems legit

Summer ‘23 is the summer of disco round these parts mate. Just bought this too😅 https://thesoundofvinyl.com/products/love-to-you-rainbow-colour-vinyl-12

She’s away shopping/getting pissed in Southampton with her mate (wouldn’t be allowed to play records if she was here )

Now just jolly well listen listen here Adrian fuckin Mole, you’ve just spent/wasted a morning obsessing about this fuckin irrelevant bullshit, you’ve humble bragged about making a gif ffs Whilst you’ve been frankly embarrassing yourself with this nonsense I’ve been down the local record shop where I bought 2 Earth Wind & Fire albums and a 12” version of Boogie Wonderland…put the 12” on the deck and me and the dog had a little boogie round the living room☺️🕺🐶 I’ll let others judge who’s had the best morning but suffice to say you stay in your nerd-a-thon virgin digital bedroom and I’ll stay in the free, natural, thrusting tried & tested analogue world 👍😀 EDIT: cheers for the tip ya cunt! All sorted now 😀

Harsh on Andrew tbh

Mines (iPhone 13 pro) been the same for weeks too..TT homepage is now an access to the gaming forum. Got to say am more interested in the analysis of fossilised stools of giant sloths than chatting about donkey kong and asteroids tbh

This you?

The Serb from Lazio?… you were keen on him to say the least. Looks like he’s replacing Tonali at Milan??