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No… fuck knows what I was doing in the first team that day. Half the kids in the school must’ve had fuckin ringworm or something All the good players played twice on a Saturday… school team in the morning then U18s in the afternoon. U16s was new-ish, mostly played Thursday night I think. Some older cunts strapped me to the treatment table after training one night and sprayed deep heat on my bollocks and I never went back… EDIT: it has to be pointed out that at this point in my nascent rugby career messers Beardsley and Gascoigne had entered my life and let me tell you readers, there was nae fuckin contest, ken? 😆

You don’t often see this at any level nowadays. And I didn’t see much of the tweeter either when I tried to tackle him in a school game once…Chalmers got about 50 caps for Scotland and was a British Lion at 20 in 1989… I played a game and a half for Kelso RFC U16s

In the last 15-20 years I think there’s been a gradual “barmyarmyisation” of Englands support across football, rugby and cricket. Most of the real bad fuckers that followed England in the 80s are mostly either retired due to constant banning orders, whoring in Thailand or dead. That’s lead to a more placid following and you get the same types at rugby and cricket, beautifully illustrated in ewerk’s clip, they’re literally singing a song that was popularised at the darts then moved to football. It’s all much of a muchness.

Peter Bone, your average member of the conservative back benchers group ERG

Same thing happened last week when they first went on sale, a sale and a ballot simultaneously. Fuckin useless. Some people on twatter insinuating inside knowledge that the woman running the ticketing operation doesn’t have the right skill set/experience and will be replaced in the summer. We’ll see…

😀 Guten morgen!

Exhibit B 😆

It’s the small things that keep you going

Ireland thought they were playing Scotland again at the start then suddenly found themselves 13-0 behind after 15 mins and never took the lead after that

Don’t you know anything? 🙄

Mbappe scores after 6 minutes v the cloggies in Amsterdam, proving Dan Burn and Jermaine Lascelles are indeed better than Virgil VD

Yeah. It’s just I can’t see him grasping the nettle tbh. These thoughts have been swilling around my head for a few days. If they’re going round mine surely to fuck someone who can actually make a difference might be thinking them too? …

This is what should’ve been done in the 70s or 80s under a UN mandate. Land should’ve been purchased from Egypt for a new Palestinian homeland.It’s probably the only way of achieving anything approaching “peace”. All it will take is the US to apply some thumbscrews to all those affected. Mossad/IDF can simultaneously take out the leadership of Hamas and Hezbollah without killing 10s of 1000s of Palestinian kids, because if they go ahead with the current plans they’ll ironically be Hamas’s best recruiting tool for the next 50 years of conflict. Pity we’ve got an apparent senile old duffer in the White House. Maybe those around him can grow some balls and do something that will actually help the situation instead of inflaming it. Perhaps Israel need to be told that they can do what they like in Gaza but all (legal) arms sales from the US, GB and EU countries will cease if they carry out this war crime in revenge for what the Israeli people suffered last weekend. And that the US will suspend any other aid to Israel that involves US tax payers money. The situation needs clear heads, vision, bravery and billions of dollars. Am not holding my breath…

Norway twatted Cyprus 0-4 tonight. Spain are in Oslo on Sunday…a point for them puts Scotland through ☺️

Fuckin ferret botherer

Barely touched the cunting chorizo munching fucker 😒

Some have been saying the weekend attacks were partly carried out to put a massive spanner in Israeli/KSA plans to normalise their relationship 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s sectarian iyam…

PSG is THIRTY NINE FUCKIN QUID FUCK YOU @ChezGiven

You know that’s for the away game?