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cucking folonials

It’s ok Holden, I’ll put the highlights up….you sit down and have a coffee…got to do fuckin everything round here 😏

So how close is Fury v Joshua then Albert, you know, something actually worth watching? If your phenomenally bent fuckin “sport” can’t provide what it’s public actually want then why the actual fucking fuck do you expect us to be fuckin interested in this mind numbingly irrelevant parcel of fuckin shit that you’re trying to peddle here? Fucks sakes man, have some fuckin self respect. You’re trying sell sell us a knapsack full of cold sick but you’re dressing it up as a diamanté encrusted Louis Vuitton clutch bag. Are your parents proud of you Albert? Really proud? Albert? Are they?

I fuckin loved Darts as a kid…. I was bought this, think it’s brilliant to this day …look out for big Den right at the start

Nice to see a young @thebrokendoll at the back there with both his scarves

“ Yasir Al-Rumayyan likes this 👍”

Have Australia took one look at the weekends forecast and given up? 🤔

Reading lots about Lewis Hall from Chelsea as our left back…loan with commitment to buy makes a lot more sense than £30 million+ for Tierney? edit: he’s got the same management as Howe, Livramento and Barnes apparently…. hes also done the old “started following Newcastle players on Insta” routine.. 🤔

Yep. Good chance of that and also rolling back Labour green policy further. As I’ve said, am fucked if I’m voting Labour. Pointless where I live anyway but I voted for Milliband and Corbyn despite them having no chance. Not this time .

Southampton season ticket holders can’t really help here

He’s a fuckin cunt. Another one out on his arse next year. Notice he didn’t mention the 30 year old ex Downing Street employee who looks suspiciously like the Johnson’s sister who’s just been made a life peer by the fat lying wanker did he?

Tories hold Uxbridge, Johnson resigned because he didn’t think he’d survive a recall vote after he was official found to a lying bastard…. does he get anything right? Tories made it a referendum on ULEZ. £12.50 to use the M25….won’t really matter though, looks like they’re fucked everywhere else, even in true blue Tory Yorkshire, 20k majority overturned in Selby, Somerton and Frome in Somerset goes to Lib Dem’s…

Familiar name pops up at the Valley, mackems strangely reflective on this…

He’s fuming at the perceived drop in status. Looks like he’s getting the banks to look at their risk assessment criteria etc though and it does look like Nat West have been cunts to ordinary punters. But he’s still not getting his Coutts account back

When’s Stokes declaring?

I know…to make up for it why not tell us all about l’il Harv’s Xg ? 😀

So I (now) see I only did it for you (and Dave, obvs)

STATS DONT LIE EWERK 😡

Really like this stat bomb, mostly because it’s relevant and to the point and doesn’t mention Xg, which is a mixture of just counting and imagination

Anyone give a fuck if Farage gets to bank with the posh fuckers? No me neither but there’s a woman here who calmly states a few facts to him on this issue and he somewhat loses his shit

Pancrate Crate Movers? 🤔

@LongTimeAdmirer I saw that post you deleted. If he digs his heels in he’ll be training with the U23s till he sees sense and fucks off. If a fee is agreed for a player it’s a pretty strong indicator that the player is no longer required . That sort of comprehension is probably a bit subliminal for someone such as yourself but it’s normal in football 👍😀

At your service ☺️

Haven’t you got pics of young adults with speech impediments/mild undiagnosed autism to be pouring over?