PaddockLad

I notice in another thread thread that you drive a Ford Focus. Membership criteria for the cool kids seems to have changed somewhat since ah were a lad

Ticket office certainly needs an extra pair of hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s all about the Italians this morning

Yeah maybe you’re right. I think they will be looking at themselves this morning though, wondering if they missed anything.. DL?.. wtf is that when it’s at home? 🤔

Yeah. I hadn’t formed this opinion till May of this year when I saw some of the cunts at my brothers wedding

Regardless of what his sanction is It leaves NUFC’s much vaunted recruitment team looking like a set of useless cunts. Which they’re not, but they’ve dropped a major bollock here. Regardless of what he has actually bet on, his agent has already said he’s a gambling addict. They should’ve undoubtedly found that out. Are there clauses in transfer contracts that allow for buyer regret due to unforeseen character traits? I fuckin doubt it tbh. Anyone remember Andy van der Meyde’s transfer to Everton?… The reasons for our (unlikely from the outset) signing of Tonali are now clear. Milan knew he was getting a ban and so did his agent. It was like Man Utd selling Scholes at the same age. Am not actually that bothered but NUFC have been properly had over on this. All we need to do is keep the two Joes fit till after Christmas, get through the CL group then maybe bring in a non CL cup tied player in January

Willo leaves Gateshead with his head held high….

2-1 France… funnily enough Pavard with a header…. again…..

1-1 in Paris, Scotland let Pavard head in at the near post from a corner…that’s more like it lads ☺️

Wee Billy fae Saltcoats puts the Vichy cheese eating collaborating bastards TO THE FUCKIN SWORD! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😆

Fuckin Joe Willock is better in our system anyway

No… fuck knows what I was doing in the first team that day. Half the kids in the school must’ve had fuckin ringworm or something All the good players played twice on a Saturday… school team in the morning then U18s in the afternoon. U16s was new-ish, mostly played Thursday night I think. Some older cunts strapped me to the treatment table after training one night and sprayed deep heat on my bollocks and I never went back… EDIT: it has to be pointed out that at this point in my nascent rugby career messers Beardsley and Gascoigne had entered my life and let me tell you readers, there was nae fuckin contest, ken? 😆

You don’t often see this at any level nowadays. And I didn’t see much of the tweeter either when I tried to tackle him in a school game once…Chalmers got about 50 caps for Scotland and was a British Lion at 20 in 1989… I played a game and a half for Kelso RFC U16s

In the last 15-20 years I think there’s been a gradual “barmyarmyisation” of Englands support across football, rugby and cricket. Most of the real bad fuckers that followed England in the 80s are mostly either retired due to constant banning orders, whoring in Thailand or dead. That’s lead to a more placid following and you get the same types at rugby and cricket, beautifully illustrated in ewerk’s clip, they’re literally singing a song that was popularised at the darts then moved to football. It’s all much of a muchness.

Peter Bone, your average member of the conservative back benchers group ERG

Same thing happened last week when they first went on sale, a sale and a ballot simultaneously. Fuckin useless. Some people on twatter insinuating inside knowledge that the woman running the ticketing operation doesn’t have the right skill set/experience and will be replaced in the summer. We’ll see…

😀 Guten morgen!

Exhibit B 😆

It’s the small things that keep you going

Ireland thought they were playing Scotland again at the start then suddenly found themselves 13-0 behind after 15 mins and never took the lead after that