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If we somehow beat Dortmund on Tuesday it’ll be the greatest week in the club’s modern history

That’s fuckin unreal man

We’ll it’s either out or there’s a foul on Gabriel

That’s disallowed for about 3 reasons?

I dare say you’re right. His immaturity is showing though

Hall on?…

That cunts fuckin mustard. So yet again is Rice. We need to calm down and keep playing football. Bruno’s a fuckin lucky boy. Maybe Joe Willock on for him sooner rather than later . I had a nice fish finger sarnie for tea with tartare sauce and gherkins

Goooood evening

You might find all this is to do with trains, coal and pottery

@ewerk What flight are you on? let us know and we’ll get to CT pick you up and bring you into town

Yet more great news from “The Cape of Good” Hope 😆 (he’s the sort of cunt at you work don’t generally like and have little to do with, but you sort of end up sitting with him at the Christmas do and sort of end up with a sort of grudging respect for the fucker by the end of the night that has completely evaporated by January 4th )

PS According to that, Tonali did breach his contract. Fuck knows what that technically means ie we don’t know what his contract specifically says, but it does suggest the player is in a world of fuckin shit

Craig “NO” Hope reporting 😆

Aah yes, another Tory with a “colourful” background 🤮

Not sure a performatively angry and highly politically motivated teacher is a good idea tbh. She’s just a massive fuckin twat

@Kevin Carr's Gloves are the SNP bent or what? Were the leadership distracting the populace by bellowing “FREEEEEEDOMM!!” every five mins whilst trousering tax payers money?

That’s just offal for both of them 😔

Thought Coley looked well too, did he have a kidney/liver transplant or did I just imagine that? 🤔 You can imagine him being tricky to handle as a player because he obviously says what he thinks and doesn’t give a fuck who it upsets, but that makes him a decent pundit too

Yeah that is just about as good as the Ashley era got team wise. Great day, drank my own body weight in about 90 mins in a Wetherspoons post game before I got on the train home, there were loads of Chelsea on it who were being all pally with us because we’d beaten Man Utd, then some Norwich lads got on at Stoke and we left them to it…. I think some from both sides were removed by the constables at Birmingham New Street 👮‍♀️

Teams the last time we beat these at OT… I thought a young Paul Dummett may have featured but it looks like he was out on loan at St Mirren at the time. First post Fergie season, Van Persie huffed and puffed, Zaha came on and Januzaj was supposed to be the second coming of Maradonna

Called it 👌

@Holden McGroin you’ve got 36 hours to think of the Arsenal thread title

Goals one and three possibly don’t happen without Anthony Gordon’s off the ball runs taking McGuire completely out the game twice Shades of Pedro and the vastly underrated Paul Goddard