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Actually…. I’ve just done it

Someone should knock up a version of that meme of the two shots of the dude in the orange parker with the appropriate captions for Gloom attending SJP and ewerk attending SJP respectively I’ve tried to do it this morning but I can’t even find a picture of it 🤪

Howe substitution paid off straight away when Joe Willock chased that ball to the byline and whip it back in. Fuckin brilliant 😆

If we somehow beat Dortmund on Tuesday it’ll be the greatest week in the club’s modern history

That’s fuckin unreal man

We’ll it’s either out or there’s a foul on Gabriel

That’s disallowed for about 3 reasons?

I dare say you’re right. His immaturity is showing though

Hall on?…

That cunts fuckin mustard. So yet again is Rice. We need to calm down and keep playing football. Bruno’s a fuckin lucky boy. Maybe Joe Willock on for him sooner rather than later . I had a nice fish finger sarnie for tea with tartare sauce and gherkins

Goooood evening

You might find all this is to do with trains, coal and pottery

@ewerk What flight are you on? let us know and we’ll get to CT pick you up and bring you into town

Yet more great news from “The Cape of Good” Hope 😆 (he’s the sort of cunt at you work don’t generally like and have little to do with, but you sort of end up sitting with him at the Christmas do and sort of end up with a sort of grudging respect for the fucker by the end of the night that has completely evaporated by January 4th )

PS According to that, Tonali did breach his contract. Fuck knows what that technically means ie we don’t know what his contract specifically says, but it does suggest the player is in a world of fuckin shit

Craig “NO” Hope reporting 😆

Aah yes, another Tory with a “colourful” background 🤮

Not sure a performatively angry and highly politically motivated teacher is a good idea tbh. She’s just a massive fuckin twat

@Kevin Carr's Gloves are the SNP bent or what? Were the leadership distracting the populace by bellowing “FREEEEEEDOMM!!” every five mins whilst trousering tax payers money?

That’s just offal for both of them 😔

Thought Coley looked well too, did he have a kidney/liver transplant or did I just imagine that? 🤔 You can imagine him being tricky to handle as a player because he obviously says what he thinks and doesn’t give a fuck who it upsets, but that makes him a decent pundit too